Runner's World (UK)

WHAT’S THE WORST EXCUSE YOU’VE USED FOR GIVING UP ON A RUN?

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‘I’d had a cut and blowdry and wanted an extra day of looking fabulous.’

Heidi Grimsdell

‘Heard my grandparen­ts having sex on Saturday night. Still traumatise­d on Sunday morning.’ Mike Haynes

‘My leggings kept falling down. I was three minutes away from home. Could have changed and gone out again, but...’

Kathleen McGee

‘On a trail run,

I thought I’d forgotten to lock the car, so that was niggling at me. Then I tripped on a root and fell flat on my face. So I thought, “**** it” and went back to the car.’ Louise Chaston

‘Told someone I couldn’t come on a particular­ly hilly run because I had to take my goldfish to his swimming lesson.’

Abbie Dunne

‘Swallowed a fly. Had to stop and make myself sick. My leg was sore as well, so it was more my leg, but I blamed the fly. I finished the race, but did a lot of walking.’ Bob Jack

‘I got fed up with water sloshing about in a plastic bottle I was carrying. It was very hot and I was tired!’ Robert Clare

‘Over halfway through parkrun and I felt bored so I walked back to the car.’

Michele Young

‘Watch was out of battery. After all, if it can’t go on Strava, it doesn’t count...!’ George Allen

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