JONATHAN CAINER

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20 WE ARE creatures of habit. Yet we all understand there may be times when it is unwise to fall back into familiar routines. Why do you keep experiencing particular urges and impulses? Why, even if you satisfy these needs, is it only a matter of time before you want more? When it comes to requirements like food or sleep, there is no real point in questioning this. But might you now be trying to apply the same old solutions to problems in an area that calls for a radical rethink? it is time for you to create a brighter future. i’ll show you how in your latest, spookily accurate, long-range moon-sign forecast. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21 ‘IF IT hadn’t been for this, that could have happened.’ ‘Were it not for that, it might have been like this.’ Though we all profess to a realistic outlook, some of our judgments are coloured by such wistful thoughts. We really have no idea how things would have been if we ever had the experiences we missed out on. They might have been wonderful or dreadful. The very fact that we never actually found out for sure somehow makes our imagination feel entitled to go wild.

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GEMINI May 22 — June 22 EFFICIENCY is an ideal assessed by a limited number of criteria. Even, for example, if you put several factors into an equation, balancing speed, profitability, user experience and even ecological virtue, some key point will be missed. In many a business, many a process is weighed and measured. But who can say which omissions or compromises will later prove most regrettable? As your heart and head try to do business with each other, don’t let ‘efficiency’ be the only decider. it is time for you to create a brighter future. i’ll show you how in your latest, spookily accurate, longrange moon-sign forecast. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23 I’VE been quoting Beatles songs this week. We’ve had Can’t Buy Me Love and All You Need Is Love. Experience teaches me that whenever I make such points in a forecast, some people say, ‘Ah, how sweet’, but in many others, they evoke a sharp response. ‘Don’t be unrealistic, I need practical help.’ Well, you may but where choices are now guided by profound, Hi Jonathan! I’m from the USA. Our government has shut down because the two parties can’t agree. Our nation’s debt will default on October 17 unless there’s a deal. Are things going to get worse before they get better? Mike Dear Mike, This is all linked to the slow series of rare squares from Uranus to Pluto, which last till 2015. The same astrological indicators were behind the credit crunch, the banking collapse and the global slowdown. The world keeps being taken too close to the wire for comfort. But though the wire may stretch, the wire won’t break.

sincere and selfless principles, they will naturally lead to results that delight and prove rewarding

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LEO July 24 — Aug 23 SOME herbalists believe that if a person is unwell, the plants most likely to be helpful will grow near their homes. This idea stems from a vision of a benevolent universe that knows what we will need long before we know that we need it. Is this just far-fetched idealism? Maybe not. Time, after all, is a very different thing to the cosmos than it is to the likes of you and me. Now, what are your current physical or psychological needs? Experiment with an extension of this old idea today. it is time for you to create a brighter future. i’ll show you how in your latest, spookily accurate, longrange moon-sign forecast. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23 CAN we always trust the information in an encyclopedia? That depends on the writers and editors. Though they are conscientious, they sometimes err in favour of conventional wisdom or generally agreed definitions. Should cuttingedge research call those assertions into question, the textbook may not reflect the most up-todate thinking. Now we turn once more to the dilemma you have been wrestling with. What if you don’t have all the facts? You have enough to be going on with. it is time for you to create a brighter future. i’ll show you how in your latest, spookily accurate, long-range moon-sign forecast. Call 0906 751 5606. LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23 IF A stranger on the street thrusts a bag of money into your hands and then disappears, have you been blessed with wealth or cursed with a part in a drama that is likely to unfold with ever-more stress? Perhaps they have stolen the cash and you are the recipient of illgotten gains. Who will believe your innocence? Or perhaps you have just been lucky. But how long will that last? Today, try to get away from a situation that you neither fully understand nor have any power to control. it is time for you to create a brighter future. i’ll show you how in your latest, spookily accurate, longrange moon-sign forecast. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22 WHAT purpose is served by pleading guilty to an accusation that is untrue? None, of course. But few people on this planet ever level such accusations unless they believe themselves to be right. To step away from an entrenched point of view, they must be first reassured and reasoned with. That’s obviously very difficult to do while a person is on the receiving end of blame. But your ability to stay calm and composed, even in a contentious situation, will yet bring you great benefit. it is time for you to create a brighter future. i’ll show you how in your latest, spookily accurate, longrange moon-sign forecast. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21 DO YOU have psychic powers? Well, of course, you do. We all do. There are moments when our intuition can amaze us and moments too, when it seems as if we can alter the outcome of sensitive processes, cannot always simply rely through on such determination. abilities and when We they let us down, we doubt we have ever had them. Yet you have enough strength to exert a crucial positive influence on a negative scenario. Trust that and put it to work. it is time for you to create a brighter future. i’ll show you how in your latest, spookily accurate, longrange moon-sign forecast. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20 WHEN people make hasty decisions, fired by an intense reaction to a challenge, they are sometimes said to be ‘cutting off their nose to spite their face’. Usually, when such mistakes are made, they are accompanied by a lot of energetic explanation and justification. But in your current situation, there is a great need for calm, considered judgment and positive progress. That can only be attained if you can set the right example and focus your attention on the bigger picture. it is time for you to create a brighter future. i’ll show you how in your latest, spookily accurate, long-range moon-sign forecast. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19 SPACE stretches out for ever. There is no wall at the end of the universe. Time goes on for ever too. There was never a Day One, there will never be a Last Moment. That’s what eternity means and that’s what we are a part of! It is all a bit mindblowing really. No wonder most folk prefer to talk about soap operas and sandwiches. But these forces are essentially, beautifully, benign. Despite your fears, the cosmos is being kind to you now. it is time for you to create a brighter future. i’ll show you how in your latest, spookily accurate, long-range moon-sign forecast. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20 ‘NEVER say never again.’ This was a James Bond film. Yet if you or I were a secret agent, we might very soon tire of the task. All those dangerous situations, evil bad guys, hairraising races, friends who turn out to be foes. Why, it’s worse for the blood pressure than salt! Yet 007 does come back for more. And, if the movies are to be believed, the whole world has reason to be thankful for his short memory. In real life too, there are times when it can be good to resume an old position. it is time for you to create a brighter future. i’ll show you how in your latest, spookily accurate, long-range moon-sign forecast. Call 0906 751 5612.