JONATHAN CAINER

GEMINI, Libra and Aquarius are air signs. We can’t see air. We can only see what it does. We can say the same about opinions and ideas. These, too, are invisible and ethereal. We use abstract methods, like language and numbers, to communicate them. Libra,

ARIES Mar 21—Apr 20

YOU wish you could hasten the pace of an important process. You are doing all you can to speed it up, but you have to wait and be patient. Well, you have to wait, anyway. You don’t HAVE to be patient. You are perfectly entitled to become edgy, anxious and apprehensive. But no matter what mood you allow yourself to enter, progress will neither speed up nor slow down. The success you seek may not be as near as you wish it were — but it is not as far as you fear. The planets are moving towards a rare Grand Cross and Total Lunar Eclipse. I need to tell you how special your outlook is now. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

DO you know what you are doing? How can anyone ever be sure they know that? We can’t even be totally sure about what we are not doing. Actions often have surprising outcomes. No matter how clever or how self-aware we may be, life always brings events we weren’t entirely expecting. They say the wiser we grow, the less effort we need to waste in anxious contemplation. We realise that we just have to relax, let things be and allow what we need to come to us. One good idea is about to change a lot for you! As a rare Grand Cross and Total Lunar Eclipse approach, let me tell you why this is so magical. Call your NEW four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

SOMETIMES, the truth hurts. Does that mean then, that we should tell each other lies? And if we ever hear a reprehensible misrepresentation of reality, should we assume the liar is just being kind and socially conscious? We can justify anything if we set our minds to it, but our deeper emotional instincts know the score, even when our brains are blinded by science. You are now seeing a picture that had previously been hidden. This is sobering but positive. The planets are moving towards a rare Grand Cross and Total Lunar Eclipse. I need to tell you how special your outlook is. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23

SOME people see themselves as guardians of morality and legality. If there is a law, they want to uphold it. If there is a standard, they want to live up to it. They even get so excited about requirements and regulations that they almost forget about the individuals to whom these apply. Don’t people matter more than principles? Aren’t there exceptions to every rule? What matters, today, is giving your heart a fair hearing, regardless of what else is being debated. As we approach a rare Grand Cross and Total Lunar Eclipse, let me tell you why this is so magical. Call your NEW four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23

LOOK at a tree. Any tree. Look at the leaves. Are they all the same colour? Are there not a thousand subtle differences between each leaf? And between each tree in the forest? A French fry may taste exactly the same in every branch of every burger bar, but the individual human beings who work in them, though, are all different. To be a human being is to be, by definition, one of a kind. Be glad today, of what makes you special and worry less about what may or may not be ‘normal’. The planets are moving towards a rare Grand Cross and Total Lunar Eclipse. I need to tell you how special your outlook is. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

THERE is an enormous difference between theory and practice. Having spent some while reviewing a policy and defining a principle, you are now trying to make this a reality. It is already clear it is not going to be as easy as you hoped. It is not, though, impossible. You will have to make adjustments, but you won’t have to abandon your plan and start all over again. Don’t misinterpret recent signs and signals. You’re on the right track, but it may take a while longer before you can start to travel along it at speed. As we approach a rare Grand Cross and Total Lunar Eclipse, let me tell you why this is so magical. Call your NEW four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5606. LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

IF YOU’RE determined and persistent now, you’ll find you’ve got power. Of course, you always have power in one way. You are most influential. But often you are not conscious of this. You may have the power, but you don’t know you have it. While this doesn’t make you powerless, it makes you feel that way, which is regrettable. It means you may end up using more power than you need to — picking up a sledgehammer when you only want to crack a nut. A light touch is all you need. The planets are moving towards a rare Grand Cross and Total Lunar Eclipse. I need to tell you how special your outlook is. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

WHEN you are in a car with the windows down, you feel much closer to the street. Passers-by are more real. When the windows are up, you sit on the other side of a screen. You can still see what’s going on but, somehow, are far less connected to it. That sense of separation can sometimes be very useful and sometimes, the opposite. Events today enable you to get closer to a situation that has previously seemed distant. Don’t fear this, it is a chance to help. As we approach a rare Grand Cross and Total Lunar Eclipse, let me tell you why this is so magical. Call your NEW four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

WE CAN interpret the imminent Grand Cross in the cardinal signs, involving your ruling planet Jupiter, as the end of an era. The birth of a fresh age. You may be losing your ability to influence one situation — but An ability you’re to gaining do something something constructive more precious. in another area of the world. Your words carry weight. When you speak, others listen. There’s something you understand that once made no sense. An inspiring discovery lies ahead. A rare Grand Cross and Total Lunar Eclipse approach. Let me tell you how special your outlook is. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

PERHAPS you need to try running down an escalator that is going up. Or filling a leaky bucket. That will give you a taste of what may lie in store. Not that you need one. You can tell how frustratingly impossible a particular situation is becoming. Here’s how to avoid exasperation. Quit while you are ahead. And if you can’t do that — quit while you are behind. Just quit worrying. And quit feeling obliged to know all the answers and make the right choices. Time will tell you all you need to know. As we approach a rare Grand Cross and Total Lunar Eclipse, let me tell you why this is so magical. Call your NEW four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

EVERYONE now seems to want you to tell them something. They seek insight. You quite like giving advice, but why should you be the only one to supply it? Can’t someone else share the load? Or do you feel as if you can’t trust anyone else to give the right answers? You have too much on your plate. You need to find someone to help you. The good news? Support is available, if you are willing to take advantage of it. This could turn out to be a surprisingly good day. The planets are moving towards a rare Grand Cross and Total Lunar Eclipse. I can tell you how special your outlook is. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

WE like what we know — and we know what we like. Why do we not like what we do not know? Because we do not know whether we will like it! We make a lot of assumptions. We uphold a lot of traditions. That all works fine while life is giving us what we think it ought to be giving us. If something isn’t right in your world now, it may be time to start learning more about something you don’t yet know enough about. Forthcoming cosmic alignments suggest that you might very much like this. As we approach a rare Grand Cross and Total Lunar Eclipse, let me tell you why this is so magical. Call your NEW four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5612.