JONATHAN CAINER
Some astro-theologists argue that the story of Christianity echoes an ancient celestial mythology involving rising suns and other symbols of rebirth. The biblical reference for the date of Christ’s death is the Last Supper, which was the Jewish feast of Passover. This celebrates the life of moses, another special child, ‘born to fulfil a prophecy and rescued from death’. And there’s an obvious link between easter and the tradition of honouring the fertility goddess, ostara, who symbolises the annual rebirth of crops. But the link between all that and this weekend’s rare celestial Grand Cross is entirely coincidental.
ARIES Mar21 — Apr20 SOME weekends contain the kind of experiences that weekends regularly contain. Other weekends are... well... different. Even if we find ourselves doing much the same as usual, we think unusual thoughts, have unexpected responses and end up making big emotional or intellectual discoveries. The Cardinal Grand Cross won’t necessarily bring surprising developments. But you’ll start to see life in a way that surprises you. And your new perspective will prove immensely rewarding. This powerful Cardinal Grand Cross really can transform your world. For four-minutes of valuable advice call your in-depth forecast: 0906 751 5601.
TAURUS Apr21 — May21 DON’T we often find, when we have finally worked out how to get round a difficulty or overcome an obstacle, that our approach gives rise to new challenges? Are you worried, this weekend, that a potential fresh solution is really just a new source of unexpected side-effects? Are you, indeed, so concerned that you might almost prefer to ignore an offer that could make life easier in favour of one that, at least, doesn’t look as if it stands a chance of making life harder? Have more courage and embrace the new. This historic Grand Cross can bring positive and practical transformation into your life. Call your NEW week-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5602.
GEMINI May22 — June22 THERE are moments when it is wise to be cautious. Yet there are moments, too, when it is wise to cast caution to the wind. What kind of moment have you reached this weekend? You can’t cast caution to the wind unless you have a strong grip on that caution. Otherwise, how are you even going to be able to pick it up and fling it away? You’ve got that grip. Or rather, caution has got a grip on you. The fact that you know what you’re worried about means you don’t need to worry. This powerful Cardinal Grand Cross really can transform your world. For four-minutes of valuable advice call your in-depth forecast: 0906 751 5603.
CANCER June23 — July23 YOU began the week wondering if you had the strength to cope with some intense emotive concerns. You end the week finding yourself required to play a brave, leading role in a big adventure. How can you hope to rise to such a challenge when you have only just survived a real test of your faith? Because you have not ‘only just survived it’. You have come out of this with flying
colours. You have qualified. You have proven yourself ready to take on a big responsibility. You are about to do this brilliantly. This historic Grand Cross can bring positive and practical transformation into your life. Call your NEW week-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5604.
LEO July24 — Aug23 I MAKE no apology for offering you an analogy that I have used in the past. It is a good one. I am fond of it. And it seems so apt for the situation you face this weekend. Think of the person who gets burgled and becomes so furiously determined to protect their possessions that they buy the world’s most expensive alarm system. The cost of installation is so great that they can afford it only by selling off all their other worldly goods. You may need now to defend yourself against a defensive attitude. This powerful Cardinal Grand Cross really can transform your world. For four-minutes of valuable advice call your in-depth forecast: 0906 751 5605.
VIRGO Aug24 — Sep23 ALL WEEK, to honour the influence of the rare Grand Cross in the Cardinal signs and, in particular, the impact this has been having on you, I have been quoting Rudyard Kipling’s famous poem, If. This work (and the advice that it contains) is surely faultless in all but one respect. It ends with what the modern world sees as an unfortunate implication. That to acquire great wisdom will make you ‘a man’. If only he had said ‘a human’ instead. Be big enough, this weekend, not to let a small flaw devalue a great diamond. This historic Grand Cross can bring positive and practical transformation into your life. Call your NEW week-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5606. LIBRA Sep24 — Oct23 REMEMBER the story about Green Eggs and Ham? The late great Doctor Seuss went to a lot of trouble to persuade young readers that they could learn to enjoy things they didn’t like the look of, if only they were willing to try. But what if, having properly tasted the dish, you realise it is truly ghastly and you never want to repeat the experience? Then different rules apply. You’ve learned, this week, what you don’t want. This weekend’s events help you swap it for something you truly do want. This powerful Cardinal Grand Cross really can transform your world. For four-minutes of valuable advice call your in-depth forecast: 0906 751 5607.
SCORPIO Oct24 — Nov22 WELCOME to tomorrow. You’ve been waiting for it long enough. You’ve been patient, haven’t you? Isn’t it about time it lived up to its perpetual promise? Must you really continue to spend the whole of the rest of your life just waiting for it to get here? Let us leave the semantics aside and focus on the astrological reason why I’m suggesting that your future and your present are now somehow closer to each other than ever before. Because, this weekend, you can finally set a much-needed change in motion. This historic Grand Cross can bring positive and practical transformation into your life. Call your NEW week-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5608.
SAGITTARIUS Nov23 — Dec21 YOU have been through a lot lately. But then, we could say much the same about you at any time. It is one of those sweeping statements like ‘Today is the first day of the rest of your life’, which, of course, it is. But other keep going people, through born under quite as other much signs, as you don’t do. all They get breaks from time to time. The Grand Cosmic Cardinal Cross suggests that a much-needed break from emotional intensity may be coming your way this weekend. This powerful Cardinal Grand Cross really can transform your world. For four-minutes of valuable advice call your in-depth forecast: 0906 751 5609.
CAPRICORN Dec22 — Jan20 SOME astrologers may say you are unlikely to be affected by the rare Grand Cosmic Cross formation this weekend between Mars, Jupiter, Uranus and Pluto in the Cardinal signs. But your sign is one of those Cardinal signs. Symbolically, you could hardly be more connected to this momentous event. Hence the unsettling combination of estrangement and overinvolvement you have been feeling about a particularly intense situation. Something much closer to a happy balance comes your way. This historic Grand Cross can bring positive and practical transformation into your life. Call your NEW week-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5610.
AQUARIUS Jan21 — Feb19 PROFESSOR Richard Dawkins insists the human race is riddled with delusional beliefs about supernatural powers. He pours scorn on the very idea that the movements of heavenly bodies have any connection to the events in our lives. And he scoffs at the notion of a supreme intelligence. And who are we to argue with him? Yet this weekend’s Cardinal Grand Cross alignment may yet bring you a moment of revelation that inspires faith in the existence of a benign divinity. This powerful Cardinal Grand Cross really can transform your world. For four-minutes of valuable advice call your indepth forecast: 0906 751 5611.
PISCES Feb20 — Mar20 PRINCE Charles famously talks to the plants in his garden. He has been much derided for this, although the scientific jury is still out on whether such activity actually stimulates growth. One thing we do know is that plants still grow, even if nobody engages them in conversation. The rare, powerful, Grand Cosmic Cross is now making you keen, perhaps over-keen, to add your personal energy to a process that is perfectly capable of happening naturally. Don’t stress yourself too much this weekend. This historic Grand Cross can bring positive and practical transformation into your life. Call your NEW week-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5612.