JONATHAN CAINER

HI JONATHAN, After reading what you said about how the distance of the Moon from Earth can affect our emotions, I began to wonder how much our belief (or non-belief) in astrology can affect our sensitivity to celestial influences? Chris Hi Chris, If we b

ARIES

Mar 21 — Apr 20 WRONG is the opposite of right. Right is the opposite of wrong. Thus far, we can all agree. But how many things in this world are truly right in every way, at every level? And if there is even the slightest element of doubt about what some might consider a ‘moral certainty’, perhaps a similar subtle question mark hangs over much that we might be tempted to condemn. Shades of grey don’t exist only in popular erotic fiction. Think more carefully before you reach a big decision today. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth phone forecast, you should hear the excellent news in your NEW prediction. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS

Apr 21 — May 21 THE Moon may look full, but it has yet to reach the exact opposition to the Sun. The culmination will bring a Full Moon in your opposite sign. That suggests a deepening emotional bond and a strengthening sense of connection between you and another important individual. You are starting to understand much more about what someone truly feels — and needs. They, in turn, are showing a willingness to accommodate your most pressing preferences. Or, at least, that is what will happen soon. There may be a bit of a tussle first. Please keep reading. I’ve got great news for you about your week ahead! Call your NEW in-depth, four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI

May 22 — June 22 ‘TAKE care to put the symbols in the right order. The seal of Solomon must always come before the coin with the Latin inscription. And don’t invert the pentagram or your lucky charm will reverse polarity — and anyone who wears it will invite disaster.’ Isn’t that how we would imagine the instructions might read on a kit to help us make our own luck? But even if that is baloney, it doesn’t follow that you aren’t being naturally gifted with the insight and intuition you require to achieve that very effect. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth phone forecast, you should hear the excellent news in your NEW prediction. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER

June 23 — July 23 WHY do illusionists bring forth rabbits from top hats? Why not ferrets or squirrels? How can these creatures be any more or less conducive to conjuring? Is it a matter of ‘audience expectation’? Have we all become so accustomed to a showbusiness tradition that we would feel somehow disappointed by any other result? Don’t be too fixated on precisely what you

can or cannot manifest, apparently out of thin air. You can bring forth something and whatever that something is, it will be enough. Please keep reading. I’ve got great news for you about your week ahead! Call your NEW in-depth, four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5604.

LEO

July 24 — Aug 23 IF WE don’t like what is happening in a TV show, we can always change channels. Are we entitled to be similarly selective when we watch the news? Can we say: ‘This story is upsetting me, I would prefer not to hear it’? And even if we can, are we justified in turning our attention away from breaking news stories in our immediate emotional environment? What are you turning a blind eye to now? You may be able to ignore a situation, but are you sure you can ‘safely ignore it’? You may profit from greater awareness. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth phone forecast, you should hear the excellent news in your NEW prediction. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO

Aug 24 — Sep 23 DO YOU need a licence? Have you got a permit? Have you done a full assessment of the risks? Ought you not to consult more experts and canvas the opinions of potential stakeholders? Surely, you should be preparing an exploratory report or creating a discussion document for later consideration. All these options may be open to you, but none of them is necessary. Follow a natural impulse and, as you do so, relax. A situation looks as if it’s likely to become difficult, but there may yet be a very easy way to sort it out. Please keep reading. I’ve got great news for you about your week ahead! Call your NEW indepth, four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5606. LIBRA

Sep 24 — Oct 23 ‘ONE man’s ceiling is another man’s floor.’ Paul Simon once wrote a song with this title. It is such an accurate observation. What some of us can cope with almost in our sleep, others find deeply daunting. If your dealings with an individual are beginning to prove exasperating, it may be helpful to keep this notion in mind. Perhaps you cannot see why another person is unnerved by a particular proposition. But if you want the progress you seek, you had best try to find some sympathy. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth phone forecast, you should hear the excellent news in your NEW prediction. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO

Oct 24 — Nov 22 ONCE you join a motorway, you have to keep on driving. Even if you suddenly realise that you are on the wrong route, you can’t just turn around. You have to wait for an exit — even if this means going further out of your way. As you now consult your moral compass or read your inner map, it is becoming ever more clear that something needs to change. The only safe way to change it, though, is to stick with what you have started, for a while longer, at least. Trust your judgment and carry on for the time being. Please keep reading. I’ve got great news for you about your week ahead! Call your NEW indepth, four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS

Nov 23 — Dec 21 WHY can’t you wake up tomorrow and decide you want to become a ballerina? Or an astronaut? The Moon is growing full after all, so what stops you from reaching for it? There is no law against dreaming? Is there something that forbids us from trying to make a dream come true? And even if yesterday you said that you loathe space travel and you can’t abide Tchaikovsky, aren’t you entitled to change your mind? The universe has so much to offer you. Try to think more fluid, flexible thoughts. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth phone forecast, you should hear the excellent news in your NEW prediction. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN

Dec 22 — Jan 20 ACTORS spend years in training, honing their skills. They pride themselves on being able to play any part in any style. Then, to get work, they create portfolios that present them as one particular ‘type’ in the hope this will make it easier for casting agents to pick them. We all find it easier to relate to each other through ‘categories’. When people don’t comfortably wear the labels we have assigned to them, we feel uncomfortable with them. If you want a conversation to be successful, keep it simple. Please keep reading. I’ve got great news for you about your week ahead! Call your NEW in-depth, four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS

Jan 21 — Feb 19 TO BE human is to be a mass of contradictions. And to be an Aquarian? Well, that’s to know the very best — and worst — of all human experience. It is to be able to go from one emotional extreme to another and to see opposing points of view as equally valid. You feel a strong urge to make an impulsive gesture. You also, of course, feel a strong urge to refrain from doing any such thing. Which urge will prevail? Why both, naturally. Cover all bases. Explore all options. And don’t apologise for this. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth phone forecast, you should hear the excellent news in your NEW prediction. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES

Feb 20 — Mar 20 IT OFTEN seems as if negativity is a master of disguise. Or maybe it is a mistress. That’s the thing about negativity. We never see it for what it truly is. We see it for what it purports to be. It dresses up as anger, fear, doubt, resentment, anxiety, disappointment etc. When we see through the facade, the negativity does not reveal itself; it just changes shape. That’s because it has no shape. Remember, just as darkness is simply the absence of light; negativity is just the absence of positivity. So be more positive. Please keep reading. I’ve got great news for you about your week ahead! Call your NEW indepth, four-minute forecast: 0906 751 5612.