JONATHAN CAINER

DEAR Jonathan, if a person is gay, can an astrologer see this represented in their birth chart? And how much impact does it have on the kind of reading they give? Joey HI Jonathan, are there are any astrological differences for men and women? Charles Dear

ARIES THE Pacific Sea Squirt begins life as a baby fish, but slowly mutates into something more like a plant. It attaches itself to a rock and lives without movement for up to 30 years. Soon after the mutation begins, it digests its own brain, presumably deciding it has no further use for it as it is no longer intending to go anywhere or do anything. Could we interpret this, possibly, as a warning from the natural world? Is there a risk that you could get too stuck on something you ought to reconsider? The Solstice brings potential for powerful positive change! There’s great news in your NEW four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5601. TAURUS OUR possessions excite and fascinate us when we first acquire them. Some continue to amaze and delight us every time we make use of them. But unless we treat them like museum pieces, they soon lose a little of their sparkle and shine. They become such familiar objects and items that we hardly even think about them. Until, that is, something makes us stop in our tracks and recognise the true value of what we have and feel glad of it. Today brings you the opportunity to celebrate what, for too long, has seemed ordinary. How will the Solstice transform your life? I have inspiring news for you in your NEW four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI HOW can you be sure this forecast has been written by Jonathan Cainer? What if he has given the job to someone else while he has gone on holiday and just told them to pretend to be him? If that’s so, can you trust it as much? And wait, this is even worse: what if it has been written by a machine? Perhaps these words have been churned out by a computer to satisfy a publishing schedule? If I have worried you, I’m glad. Understand how doubt can destroy faith in something you are safe to trust. Just four minutes on the phone could change your life! Let the warmth and power of the Solstice inspire you. Call 0906 751 5603. CANCER COULD this be the time to call in forensics? Should we start dusting for fingerprints and testing for DNA? If we bring in the team with the suits and rubber gloves, will we not find that you have had your hands all over the object, situation or the agreement that has begun to cause so much complication and concern? You cannot deny your involvement, but nor is it fair to

say that you are the only instigator of a particular process. Don’t accept blame. Accept, instead, the

challenge of righting a wrong. The Solstice can touch your heart and transform your world. Make the most of the energy available to you now. Call 0906 751 5604. LEO IT IS possible, if you happen to be so minded, to take almost anything personally. If it is raining, you can decide this must be punishment from on high for some transgression. And what if the sun shines? Can you not take this as an indication of cosmic approval for your behaviour? Normally, I would counsel against this. I would still advise against it if you feel inclined to read a negative message into what is happening. But you are right to draw reassurance from anything that helps you feel more supported. The Solstice brings potential for powerful positive change! There’s great news in your NEW four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5605. VIRGO WHEN the odds are against us, when the going isn’t looking so good, when the consensus is negative or gloomy, should we not simply concede defeat and take at least some comfort in the knowledge that we are being realistic? Not if we truly care! Not if we still believe in our key objective or our personal goal. And certainly not if there is any chance at all that effort may yet translate into unexpected success. Don’t talk yourself out of an important idea. Just try your best to stick with it. How will the Solstice transform your life? I have inspiring news for you in your NEW four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5606. LIBRA THERE is a very good reason why you are not doing something — and why you have not done it — and why you are probably most unlikely ever to get it done. Yet when you try to define or articulate the explanation, you frustrate yourself. The reason begins to sound fake and/or weedy. It makes you fear that you are being lazy and forgetful. Don’t be so hard on yourself. You have been waiting because the time is not yet right. When it is, you will know and you will act. Until then, nothing may well be the best thing to do. Just four minutes on the phone could change your life! Let the warmth and power of the Solstice inspire you. Call 0906 751 5607. SCORPIO IT SEEMS as if you are surrounded by eager, enthusiastic individuals who know what they want and how to achieve it. They are leading the way, setting the agenda, taking control. Given the sheer weight of commitment they are showing, how can it be wise to argue, object or resist? It is not even as if you feel sure that you have a better plan. Or do you? Your reluctance to go along with a suggestion or a movement may yet prove to have been an expression of great inner wisdom. Feel free to be stubborn. The Solstice can touch your heart and transform your world. Make the most of the energy available to you now. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS AS YOU dangle from the edge of a cliff, attached only by some flimsy rope to an anchorage point above you, what do you see when you look down? How jagged are those rocks? How fierce are those waves breaking against them? How far do you have to fall? But wait! What is that in front of you? Is it not a safe cave into which you can propel yourself if you make a brave, concerted effort? Will that not lead to shelter, sustenance and relief? Take your best option — and trust. The Solstice brings potential for powerful positive change! There’s great news in your NEW four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN TRADITIONAL astrological textbooks don’t say enough about the propensity of people born under your sign to be heroic. They may speak about Capricorn pragmatism and common sense. They may even allude to your natural qualities of leadership, but they don’t do justice to your courage and to your cleverness. That doesn’t mean they don’t exist. If you demonstrate all the ability and determination that you feel tempted to show, they will have to rewrite some of their dismissive definitions. How will the Solstice transform your life? I have inspiring news for you in your NEW four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS IF OTHERS have tried and failed, what makes you think you can succeed? If others are looking at a sign or signal and reading into this a clear message, how dare you interpret it differently? Isn’t that just cussedness? Does it not simply prove how argumentative Aquarians can be? Ignore such doubts. Your unique, even controversial, view of a particular set of circumstances may well be the most enlightened and the most appropriate. Don’t keep your mouth shut in deference. Open it wide and yell. Just four minutes on the phone could change your life! Let the warmth and power of the Solstice inspire you. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES WHEN people don’t want to be argued with, they go to great lengths to protect their position. They avoid answering phone calls and emails from folk they suspect will see things differently. And if they find themselves in the same room as a potential adversary, they fold their arms and emit defiant, surly looks. So, does all that make it OK then? Are they automatically, unimpeachably correct just because they are adopting such a stance? Risk a little unpopularity. Say what you truly know needs to be said. The Solstice can touch your heart and transform your world. Make the most of the energy available to you now. Call 0906 751 5612.