JONATHAN CAINER

Aries-born people are bold, brave, alert, ambitious, energetic and determined. so, too, are Leos and sagittarians, but then these are also fire signs with incandescent characteristics. if you’re looking for a Christmas gift idea for someone born under any of these signs, go straight to the candle shop! No one will accuse you of lacking imagination. The fire signs can’t have enough things to set alight. But lately some have been lacking a little spark. The best psychological present would be encouragement to fan the flames of whatever big new idea has started to burn within them.

ARIES

Mar 21 — Apr 20

WHO would try to sell ice to Inuits? Or deliver coal to one of the few places left on the planet where there is still a mining industry? Or advise someone born under your sign to have more confidence? Doesn’t it come with the territory? Yet there are moments when even superheroes start to wonder if they might just be mere mortals after all. But you know you can do the seemingly impossible. You’ve done it before and you will manage to do it again, if you stick at it. I’ve recorded you a special message about the powerful possibilities that await you in 2015. You really should hear it. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21- May 21

MOST people tell each other what they want to hear. And even when we’re being told what we don’t want to hear, some of us twist this while we are listening so we can give it a meaning that more closely resembles the information we wish we were getting. It is no wonder then that so many of us say so much to each other yet understand so little about what the other person is saying. But a much deeper and more valuable process of communication can be successfully embarked upon. You won’t be ready for Christmas until you’ve heard your latest, in-depth, four-minute forecast from Jonathan. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI

May 22 — June 22

MIGHT Santa Claus be an alien from another world? No one has ever found his home at the North Pole. Perhaps he occupies the pole of a different planet and his flying reindeer are animatronic robots. Yet there is something very human about the annual event that gets played out in millions of homes. We all want to believe the world can be a kinder, happier place full of spontaneous goodwill and gestures of generosity. You can play a big part in helping to make that a reality. I’ve recorded you a special message about the powerful possibilities that await you in 2015. You really should hear it. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER

June 23 — July 23

IF THERE really were Superman or Wonder Woman, the world might be a different place. Wouldn’t many of us mere mortals give up in despair at being trumped and triumphed over by the existence of a character with such resources? Psychologists suspect we can cope with the notion of Santa Claus only because most of us doubt he is real. A part of you wants to be a hero in a precarious situation. The way to do this may involve encouraging someone else to find their superpowers. You won’t be ready for Christmas until you’ve heard your latest, in-depth, four-minute forecast from Jonathan. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO

July 24 — Aug 23

IF LIFE is a gift, where is the wrapper? And where is the complaints department to which we can address concerns about the quality of the experience we’ve been given? Not every gift is welcomed with open arms. Yet the universe is making no seasonal gesture when it imbues us with the precious power to participate in earthly existence. There is a reason you are being given all you’ve got and why you could make an extra effort to let doubt give way to gratitude. You’ll see that soon. I’ve recorded you a special message about the powerful possibilities that await you in 2015. You really should hear it. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO

Aug 24 — Sep 23

MANY seasonal festivals are optional. Those who do not wish to participate can declare their disinterest and feel free to escape all expectation. But Charles Dickens made it a lot harder to avoid the December solstice celebration when he invented Ebenezer Scrooge. No one wants to be characterised as a skinflint or curmudgeon. Your life brings a situation in which it seems you must either beat them or join them. If you join them, you may yet outdo them all. You won’t be ready for Christmas until you’ve heard your latest, in-depth, four-minute forecast from Jonathan. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA

Sep 24 — Oct 23

AS IF it were not enough to keep a constant wary eye on a checklist of festive preparations, some people are striving to lose weight to ensure they look as good as possible if they happen to be caught under the mistletoe. Whatever else the festive season is supposed to be all about, it would seem it is not a time to take it easy. Yet why shouldn’t you breathe out and go gently? You may yet find that what you don’t force yourself to take care of will take care of itself. I’ve recorded you a special message about the powerful possibilities that await you in 2015. You really should hear it. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO

Oct 24 — Nov 22

IF ONLY that hadn’t happened, this wouldn’t be happening now. Aren’t you coping with the consequences of a questionable choice? Wouldn’t the simplest solution to a concern involve the invention of a time machine? Can’t a council be convened or reconvened? Shouldn’t a decision be revisited? Or isn’t all that an over-reaction that may not be as discouraging as some folk seem inclined to imagine. Stay on a steady course and you may yet steer safely to success. You won’t be ready for Christmas until you’ve heard your latest, in-depth, four-minute forecast from Jonathan. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS

Nov 23 — Dec 21

DOESN’T everyone think they know exactly what’s wrong with the world? Or perhaps what’s wrong with the world is that not enough people know what’s wrong with it? Maybe it would all be fine if only more people had more opinions to promote and points to push. But aren’t we entering the season of goodwill? Perhaps the real key to success involves allowing certain assertions to remain unchallenged for the sake of upholding a wider peace and a more comfortable consensus. I’ve recorded you a special message about the powerful possibilities that await you in 2015. You really should hear it. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN

Dec 22 — Jan 20

EVERYONE likes to feel they are being looked after. We take comfort in gestures of support, even if they don’t amount to much by way of practical assistance. Sometimes, just knowing someone else is taking an interest provides sufficient moral support to encourage us to set about envisaging solutions of our own. Even if you feel you are being asked to help a helpless cause, it may be the most constructive seasonal gesture you could make might involve the suspension of your disbelief. You won’t be ready for Christmas until you’ve heard your latest, in-depth, four-minute forecast from Jonathan. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS

Jan 21 — Feb 19

CONCERN and consternation make a crucial contribution. We need these feelings. If we don’t, we risk making foolish mistakes. Yet we have to over-ride misgivings once we have explored the extent to which we should take them seriously. It can be sufficient to identify a potential problem and take steps to avoid it — or to recognise there is a risk, but realise this is just something we are going to have to watch for and then hope for the best. You may need to be brave. I’ve recorded you a special message about the powerful possibilities that await you in 2015. You really should hear it. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES

Feb 20 — Mar 20

WHEN we look down at the world from a vantage point, we gain a tremendous sense of perspective. We can see where things are in relation to each other and how structures that might appear to tower over us when we are down on the ground are actually surprisingly, small. The cosmos grants you an opportunity to take a more enlightened view of a situation that once seemed daunting. Seize the opportunity to consider a matter from angles other than the obvious and relax. You won’t be ready for Christmas until you’ve heard your latest, in-depth, four-minute forecast from Jonathan. Call 0906 751 5612.