Age-old question for fallen Madonna

I COULDN’T give a cone-shaped corset whether or not Madonna fell down the stairs at the Brits. I just wish that, at 56, the woman would grow old gracefully.

If, in private, she wants to dress like a teenager and prance around like a toddler in a paddling pool who’s had one too many Capri-Suns that’s her affair. But by attempting to act 30 years younger on the global stage, she demeans every older woman who is trying to wear her age with dignity. Time to hang up the cape, Madge.