Mind your step, Madge, or you’ll have a nasty fall

AFTER her tumble at this week’s Brits, she could have been forgiven for staying in with a cup of camomile tea and a hot Radox bath.

Instead, Madonna was back in the saddle the following evening for a dinner i n London’s Knightsbridge, and had sufficiently recovered her balance to don a pair of t hree- i nch platform shoes.

Talk about a glutton — or s hould t hat be mutton? — for punishment. The incorrigible old dear then tottered off to Richard Caring’s Mayfair nightclub Annabel’s in a racy pair of fishnet stockings.

Other guests at the bash included the loutish Noel Gallagher and ex-drug addict Lindsay Lohan. The club’s impeccably dressed founder Mark Birley, whose strict dress code has since floundered, must be turning in his grave.