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‘SHE is not a designer — any fashion-savvy person knows she probably hasn’t designed a dress in her life . . . I think it’s a damn shame she gets so much credit for so little work when she is, in truth, another pointless idiot.’

PPQ fashion designer Percy Parker on Victoria Beckham

‘SOMEBODY should buy that boy a dictionary and he needs to look up “artistry” and then see if it reminds him, in any way, of Beyonce. If shaking your a*** for a living is art, then she’s right up there.’

Noel Gallagher on rapper Jay-Z describing his wife Beyonce as an artist

‘IT WAS a struggle because Julie Christie was stunning and you’re 14 and you’re watching and you’re trying to block your father out. That moment was kind of tricky.’

Kiefer Sutherland on his father Donald’s raunchy sex scene in 1973 movie Don’t Look Now

‘I HATED being famous and to be honest I was getting too old.’

Jean Shrimpton on why she quit modelling to own a hotel in Cornwall