What mums said online

I’D make a great spy. I go totally unnoticed everywhere I go, but I have a keen eye for detail. Nobody suspects a woman in mum boots of anything underhand. IF they need someone whose special skill is getting melted chocolate down her dog-haired jumper and not noticing, I’m their woman. I’VE always said that a crack team of Mothers could knock most governments into a cocked hat. I would LOVE to be a spy. And no one would suspect me. I am too boring and frumpy. WELL I’m not signing up. I’ve watched Spooks. Everybody I get attached to dies a horrible death.