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As I explained yesterday, the Moon will still look full this weekend, but officially it will have started to wane. so if you get caught in a lift with a werewolf, or a vampire tries to give you a sneaky bite, you should not need to wave a cross or fire a silver bullet. simply point to your watch and roll your eyes. That should shame the mythical creatures into surrender. Even so, as weekends loosen many people up and even ‘near’ Full Moons exacerbate the effect of alcohol, it might be wise to go easy on the sauce. ARIES DOES it matter whether the Earth revolves around the Sun or the Sun orbits the Earth? That depends on who you ask. To a scientist, it is a big deal; astrologers, too, had better understand the difference or they will look stupid. Yet the Earth will keep on spinning and the Sun will continue to blaze out light and heat, regardless of what we think about why any of this happens. This weekend, don’t waste time looking for the right explanation. Just be glad something is happening. This week’s historic alignments are life-changing. What will this wake-up call for the world awaken in you? Be ready to gain. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS TREES produce fruit and are surely happy for people to harvest it. They don’t have an opinion about whether we eat it straight from the tree or send it to supermarkets to be sold, just as long as we help to spread the seeds. A tree has never grown an apple with a sign saying: ‘Not to be eaten by person X or Y because they don’t deserve it.’ Nature does not judge, but it can produce abundance — as you will see this weekend. Are you ready for a lifechanging, mind-blowing week of inspiration and revelation? Don’t miss your latest fourminute forecast. Call 0906 751 5602

GEMINI CONFIDENCE creates confidence. Doubt gives rise to doubt. That is why successful salesmen psych themselves up before meeting potential customers. They are keen to display certainty even if this is at odds, to an objective observer, with the reality of their proposition. Similarly, the most logical, rational propositions can sound dubious when described by someone who feels shy or apologetic. Be strong this weekend and you will naturally strengthen anything that seems weak! A historic week awaits. Life may never be the same again after this week’s cosmic call. Let me explain what is possible. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER ‘MAKE up your mind to be happy, life is a merry-go-round. If you miss out this time, don’t let it fret your mind, love will come round in the end...’ So sang songwriting legend Donovan in the Sixties. His good advice still applies and it’s not just love that can come back into our lives once it has seemingly slipped into the distant past for ever. Hope, too, can return, as can success and power. Don’t dwell on what you wish you hadn’t left behind. Walk

forward bravely. It is in your future! This week’s historic alignments are life-changing. What will this wake-up call for the world awaken in you? Be ready to gain. Call 0906 751 5604

LEO THIS week, I’ve been quoting songs about puppets. Now here’s a quote from Kermit the Frog, who sang It Ain’t Easy Being Green. Yes, I know Kermit is a muppet, but his words still ring true. If, by ‘green’ we mean naive, it is no wonder cynics seem to have many advantages, but Kermit is keen to remind us that appearances are not everything. ‘Green can be big like an ocean, or important like a mountain, or tall like a tree!’ Trust that this weekend. Are you ready for a life-changing, mind-blowing week of inspiration and revelation? Don’t miss your latest four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO YOU will hear many persuasive arguments this weekend. You won’t fault many of the explanations you get or the promises that are made, but are you sympathising with sincerity or responding to rhetoric? Don’t dismiss a suggestion just because it is being presented suspiciously articulately. Don’t automatically give extra favour to guttural grunts either. Try listening less and looking more. Look right into someone’s eyes if you want to know what they are actually saying. A historic week awaits. Life may never be the same again after this week’s cosmic call. Let me explain what is possible. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA THINK about how best to dress this weekend. Remember that while appearances can be deceptive, they can also convey a message that is hard to refute. The clothes you wear, the stance you take, the attitude you express can intimidate or calm. Before concluding you will be stronger and safer giving an impression of strength, be aware that some people react badly to figures of authority. You may accomplish more by acting more humble. This week’s historic alignments are life-changing. What will this wake-up call for the world awaken in you? Be ready to gain. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO THIS weekend, you should find out what you need to know, but what is that? If you don’t know, how will you know it when you hear it? Unless, that is, the truth of the discovery resonates so deeply within you that it bypasses every ‘logic circuit’ in your brain and brings an undeniable, if inexplicable, sense of certainty. Better by far to be open to what may be possible than to close your mind, be overly opinionated and unwilling to accept explanations that run contrary to your expectations. Are you ready for a life-changing, mind-blowing week of inspiration and revelation? Don’t miss your latest four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS ENOUGH is enough this weekend. More than enough is too much and too much is going to prove more than you can cope with, even if your Sagittarian exuberance tries to persuade you otherwise. You don’t have to settle for less than you need, but you ought to be aware of what you need and go no further than you have to into territory full of hidden implications and complications. A degree of self-restraint could keep you from eventually being held back! A historic week awaits. Life may never be the same again after this week’s cosmic call. Let me explain what is possible. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN IN FRONT of me now, there is a table. Can you tell what is on it, other than the keyboard I am using? No, you can’t! You can guess, you may be correct, but as I’m not going to say any more you will never know if you hit the psychic jackpot or barked up the wrong tree entirely. I’m being unhelpful for a reason. What is important, this weekend, is that you respect the difference between an unnerving assumption and a reassuring assertion that can be backed up with proof! This week’s historic alignments are life-changing. What will this wake-up call for the world awaken in you? Be ready to gain. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS ARE you in danger of going too far this weekend? If you are, is that better or worse than not going far enough? The challenges and issues in your life now are all to do with lines and where to draw them. You don’t need much assistance in recognising what these may be or where they may apply. It’s more that you may need some support in acting on your understanding. Invite others to encourage you to trust your judgment. Are you ready for a life-changing, mindblowing week of inspiration and revelation? Don’t miss your latest four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES YOU can’t just cut someone out of your life because they seem to bring conflict or controversy with them, but you can decide not to encourage them or to become overly embroiled in the dramas they seem to create. Politely, but firmly, lovingly but clearly, you can keep a respectful, respectable distance from situations that could too easily escalate into disagreements. Better to let neutrality be misinterpreted as bias than to join a campaign that is probably destined to fail. A historic week awaits. Life may never be the same again after this week’s cosmic call. Let me explain what’s possible. Call 0906 751 5612.