It’s not exactly a new hairdo to dye for, Kim

HOLD the highlights, Kim Kardashian has gone blonde. Not a nice, golden colour that would complement her delicate features, but the sort of eyepopping bleached-out shade I once attempted with a cheap home-dyeing kit from Boots at the age of 17 and have never lived down, so disastrous was the attempt. I was an impoverished student at the time. What’s your excuse, Kim?