Sting picks Red Ed over wife

OH, TO be a fly on the wall in the sumptuous boudoir of Sting and his film-producing wife, Trudie Styler.

The multi-millionaire Tyneside warbler is backing ‘Red Ed’ Miliband in May’s election, even though Trudie donated £15,000 to the Tories.

‘I’m supporting Labour this time,’ says the Police star. ‘All these parties just picking away at a two-party system with no agenda to go at, at all, are wasting everyone’s time — particularly Ukip, which I think is a joke.’

Actress Trudie made three separate donations between 2009 and 2010 to the Tories’ Richmond Park branch, where her friend Zac Goldsmith is MP. Looks like her famous four-day Tantric sex sessions with Sting will have to be suspended until after May 7.