JONATHAN CAINER

Hello Jonathan, I dance the Argentinian tango (with a passion). For me, it makes time stop. Time does not fly when you’re having fun, quite the opposite. Having fun implies losing oneself in (not from) the physical and psychic space (which, yes, does move through the cosmos like a river). Linda Hello Linda, Ole! Dear Jonathan, I say: ‘Thank heavens they demoted Pluto.’ The symbolism of the demotion indicates this dark influence is getting less powerful. Vicki Dear Vicki, Unless it implies people are becoming dismissive of deep issues that they ought to be more respectful of.

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20 ‘T’AINT what you do, it’s the way that you do it, that’s what gets results.’ So sang Ella Fitzgerald and many other performers who later covered this composition by Oliver and Young. It wasn’t because of the tune that it stuck in the memory. The lyric made it a hit. We can all identify with the idea that (no matter what the experts tell us) style can be more important than substance! Mars soon forms powerful links to Jupiter, Uranus and Pluto. As long as you are true to yourself, you will get it right. This week’s historic alignments are life-changing. What will this wake-up call for the world awaken in you? Be ready to gain. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS THERE are some Apr 21 — May 21 who say Taureans should avoid sugar. I’m not so sure I agree. We should all avoid it! But the astrological argument that supports your particular sensitivity, makes some sense at least in so far as it suggests ‘you are sweet enough already’. And it raises a question: does sugar ever even know itself to be sweet? You are now helping to make something palatable for someone. You are doing a better job of this than you may realise. Just be wary that you don’t harm yourself in that process this week. Are you ready for a life-changing, mind-blowing week of inspiration and revelation? Don’t miss your latest four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI LET us imagine May 22 — June 22 that you are on a long journey home. Suddenly, you realise that you are in a part of town where there is a special store that sells your favourite things. Make a detour and you could pick up a treat. How long will it take? Before you answer that, consider this. You get a call from someone who is always asking you to do them favours. They say: ‘Oh, are you near this place? Could you get me that?’ How long will that take? Success, this week, is a matter of motivation, born of perception. An historic week awaits. Life may never be the same again after this week’s cosmic call. Let me explain what’s possible. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER ARGUMENTS are June 23 — July 23 never won by the people who shout the loudest. At best, the more vociferous participants gain a temporary advantage. But that only makes them look all the more foolish when inevitably, the facts emerge and these happen to support those quieter voices. You can take it easy this week, and just trust that eventually folk will see the sense in what you are saying. Unless, that is, there is a risk that an incorrect assumption will produce a result that can’t be rectified. In which case, shout! This week’s historic alignments are life-changing. What will this wake-up call for the world awaken in you? Be ready to gain. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO IF YOU cook a nice meal July 24 — Aug 23 for someone, will this bring peace to some troubled war zone? If you smile at a stranger, will this heal the sick or feed the hungry? Well, no, perhaps not directly. But we should never underestimate the power and importance of a gentle gesture or a kind, caring, act. They have more resonance and carry further than we think. This week, life presents you with an opportunity to make a difference. Is it only a small difference? It’s a difference! Don’t measure it, just make it! Are you ready for a lifechanging, mind-blowing week of inspiration and revelation? Don’t miss your latest fourminute forecast. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO WHY are we all Aug 24 — Sep 23 amazed by terrible tales? It is as if we are almost magnetically drawn to grim, grisly stories about people who have behaved in reprehensible ways. What does that say about us? It simply stands as testimony to how lovely and harmless most of us actually are. Ghastly deeds and thoughts are so far from our natural state of consciousness that we find them strangely fascinating. You are in no danger now of living out your worst nightmare. But you may yet, this week, fulfil your dearest dream. An historic week awaits. Life may never be the same again after this week’s cosmic call. Let me explain what’s possible. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA IS THERE such a thing Sep 24 — Oct 23 as ‘compassion fatigue’? Can we stop feeling sorry for someone because we have heard their tale of woe too often? It is possible we can all reach such a frame of mind and there is no harm or shame in that. But it doesn’t follow that the loss of sensitivity will be permanent. Fatigue, in a machine, may be irreparable but in a human it is soon cured with a rest. As you will discover this week, the universe is not tired of helping you and you are not tired of fighting for a just cause. This week’s historic alignments are life-changing. What will this wake-up call for the world awaken in you? Be ready to gain. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO SOMETHING big is Oct 24 — Nov 22 starting to happen. You are going through a process that has potentially enormous implications. And it all seems to be happening a little faster than you might like. You would prefer to have more control over both the speed and the direction of a particular journey. Yet isn’t this all exactly what is required? Place your trust, this week, in the very factors and issues that it is seemingly impossible for you to alter. A helping heavenly hand is now intervening in what is potentially the best way for everyone. Are you ready for a life-changing, mind-blowing week of inspiration and revelation? Don’t miss your latest four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS WHEN it Nov 23 — Dec 21 comes to doing the impossible, few can compare with you. You are such a worker of minor miracles that when the results of these combine to create a truly impressive success, others imagine you must have superhuman powers. Yet you are neither infallible nor inexhaustible and there comes a point where you may have to protect yourself from your own tendency towards over exuberance. Give someone else a chance to solve their own problem this week. An historic week awaits. Life may never be the same again after this week’s cosmic call. Let me explain what’s possible. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20 IF THERE is a following wind, if the guardian angels are all on duty and the forces of fortune are looking down benignly upon you... all will be well, won’t it? Now, as a Capricorn, you are inclined to question such assertions and assumptions. Things have a tendency to go wrong sometimes, don’t they? Well, yes, they do, sometimes. And sometimes, as you will see this week, they don’t! It is time to make less allowance for the possibility of failure and to give more credence to the idea of success. This week’s historic alignments are life-changing. What will this wake-up call for the world awaken in you? Be ready to gain. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS WE FIND you, Jan 21 — Feb 19 this week, making some big decisions. Once they have been reached, they will prove difficult, if not impossible, to reverse. I say this, not to intimidate you but to encourage you. Perhaps I should add that just as those choices are unlikely to be changeable, they are equally unlikely to prove regrettable! There are times when what needs to be done, simply must be done. And times too, when the folk who need to do such things know they need to do them! Are you ready for a life-changing, mind-blowing week of inspiration and revelation? Don’t miss your latest four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES WHAT gives you the Feb 20 — Mar 20 right to entertain such an inspiring sense of hope this week? Doesn’t this imply overconfidence? I ask, not because I am trying to undermine your authority, but because I suspect that such an attitude is an undercurrent in someone else’s response to your declaration of intention. You may as well be as well prepared as possible to defend yourself. So you ought to know that there is only one credible reply to the question: ‘Are you sure?’ That is: ‘No I’m not, but I still feel it must be for the best!’ An historic week awaits. Life may never be the same again after this week’s cosmic call. Let me explain what’s possible. Call 0906 751 5612.