Straight to the POINT

I’M ALARMED to read that John Prescott is returning to front-line politics (Mail). Will female secretarial staff at Westminster be issued with chastity belts?

STEVE HIRST, Newton Aycliffe, Co Durham.

CAN we please find out just how many asylum seekers go on holiday to the foreign countries from which they have supposedly fled?

Mr S. R. JUDGE, address supplied.

IF THE residents in Yarl’s Wood are failed asylum seekers, why aren’t they back in their home countries now?

ALEC MARSLAND, Huddersfield, W. Yorks.

SARAH VINE got soup with a croissant while visiting Scotland (Mail). I’ve had fried fruitcake with a cooked breakfast several times north of the Border and poached egg with ice cream as a starter — which was delicious.

JIMMY PIERCE, Ponteland, Northumberland.

IN THE fantasy world of commercials, we’re expected to believe a celebrity chef uses a particular stock cube. Can we expect to see the Queen shopping at Lidl one day?

SUSAN JONES, Plymouth.

COMMUNITY Service does exist (Letters). Its exponents can be seen in my local country park leaning on their shovels, enjoying a smoke or sitting in the mini-bus with their pals.

ELIZABETH GRANT, Lavendon, Bucks.

DOES London really have as many thunderstorms as depicted on EastEnders?

C. LEWIS, Llandegfan, Anglesey.

WHAT’S David Cameron’s favourite meal? Chicken with plenty of greens, followed by Eton mess.

AUBREY REED, Ebbw Vale, Gwent.