JONATHAN CAINER
Last week, I got a call from a reporter at a tV sports channel. Had I heard about the young soccer player, Harry Kane, who has just scored his first goal for England? Did I know that he was born within a day or so, in the very same year, as Jordan spieth, the U.s. golfer who many seem to be calling the new tiger Woods? I didn’t know. But by the time I’d drawn up the birth charts of these two time-twins, I did know something else. they look set to enjoy long, exceptionally successful careers.
ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20 ‘TO THINE own self be true.’ Such phrases once passed for wisdom. These days, they raise eyebrows. It all sounds very good — ‘be true to yourself’ — but that assumes you know yourself well enough to know which aspect of your personality you need to be true to. What if conflicting impulses pull you in two directions? Which bit of you are you going to be true to then? This may involve acknowledging you are a more complex character than you might wish you were. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth. Call 0906 751 5601.
TAURUS Apr 21—May 21 CAN you have what you want? Yes. That’s the problem! Do you know what you want? Yes. That’s a problem, too! Are you right to feel so sure that you know exactly what you want? Aha! Now you can see why I keep suggesting there might be a problem. If you really want to play it safe and end up feeling satisfied, take advantage of Jupiter’s harmonious alignment to Venus, culminating while Mars is in your sign. Decide that what you want most of all is to know, with certainty, what you really want. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth. Call 0906 751 5602.
GEMINI May 22—June 22 THERE really isn’t a bushel of sufficient size for you to hide your light under. That’s not because bushels are getting smaller with the passage of time. It is because your light shines so brightly that it would inevitably permeate past even the strongest, widest, broadest and tallest defence. Let others try to hide from its dazzling intensity if they wish. Just have confidence in your exceptional ability to charm, persuade, cajole or even, indeed, seduce! Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth. Call 0906 751 5603.
CANCER June 23 — July 23 THE universe is not your enemy. No great cosmic conspiracy is obliging you to suffer or struggle. So, if it seems as if life is full of threats to guard against and problems to be wary of, perhaps we ought to ask whether there is something wrong with the way in which you are looking at life. Don’t be defensive, lest you end up attracting imaginary attacks. Open up to the idea
that the world is your friend and wants nothing but the best for you. There is far more truth in this than you might suppose. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth. Call 0906 751 5604.
LEO July 24 — Aug 23 HAS your guardian angel seemed quiet lately? Perhaps this is because they have been busy with some major long-term project. Maybe they have made an executive decision to leave aside minor issues to focus on this greater goal. It would be nice to imagine that this were the case, but if that were so, wouldn’t there be some evidence? Look at what is changing in your life. Imagine how much positive potential this might unleash if only such an angel were guiding the saga. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth. Call 0906 751 5605.
VIRGO Aug 24—Se p23 THESE days we have smart TVs. They decode digital signals, download shows from the web and may even show us our emails, too — all in high definition. But are the programmes they show us any smarter? Ought we not, in deference to all that technology, eschew the soaps and watch improving educational broadcasts instead? And what about our amazing minds and bodies? Do we maximise their potential when we focus on mundane worries? Today invites you to take an inner upgrade. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth. Call 0906 751 5606. LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23 CHILDREN appreciate repetition. They like to be told the same tales over and over again. While we might imagine that we would develop a greater appetite for the new and unusual with our advancing years, we often tend to carry a fondness for familiarity into adulthood. We all want to know where we stand, we all feel more comfortable doing what we learned to do long ago. Life urges you to embrace something different. That’s not a punishment, it’s an opportunity. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth. Call 0906 751 5607.
SCORPIO Oct 24—Nov 22 YOU can’t square a circle or pour a quart into a pint pot. Some questions will remain bafflingly impossible to answer, no matter how they are phrased or how many allegedly helpful discoveries are made. Life challenges you to look at what you can neither deal with, nor take in your stride, nor sort out easily nor force yourself to feel good about. There is a paradox; a mystery that makes no sense, no matter how hard you think about it. But that doesn’t mean, though, that there is also a problem! Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth. Call 0906 751 5608.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 23—Dec 21 WE DON’T mind feeling tired when we know we are not far from our beds. We rather enjoy being hungry when we know that someone is about to place a delicious meal in front of us. Even the most arduous situations become less so when we know they have a timetable and can see how much more of something we may have to put up with. You have been through the trickiest part of a challenge. Coming next? The bit that makes it all worthwhile. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth. Call 0906 751 5609. CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20 OPTIMISTS think money grows on trees. Pessimists suspect that trees only grow where a lot of money has been spent on fertiliser. And trees? Well, they don’t think anything at all. In that respect, they are realists. If they have any chance of putting down roots, they will take it. If they don’t, they accept their fate. Neither do they waste energy on false hope nor on misplaced blame. The right things are happening for the right reasons. Many of the things that seem wrong are not wrong at all. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth. Call 0906 751 5610. AQUARIUS Jan 21—Feb 19 THEY say: ‘Nothing ventured, nothing gained.’ How do they know? Is the opposite true? Can we assume that whenever something is done, something else will happen? Are there not occasions when it is far more prudent to do nothing and to be patient than to make some grand gesture of commitment, only to discover it has not been thought through. There: I have made the argument. But you have already made it and dismissed it. You are ready to be brave. And right. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth. Call 0906 751 5611. PISCES Feb 20—Mar 20 SOME believe in a Creator. Others think the world created itself. Perhaps both are right. If the universe really just ‘randomly came into being’, then it, itself, is the Creator, isn’t it? And if it is the handy work of some entity with superior intelligence blessed with miraculous power, then who or what was responsible for that? We may as well ask: ‘Which came first, the chicken or the egg?’ But don’t distract yourself with such conundrums. Just trust in the existence of a mysterious power that can support you. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth. Call 0906 751 5612.