JONATHAN CAINER
YESTERDAY, I said why it may be inappropriate for an influential astrologer to predict the results of ‘Britain’s Got Ballots’. statistics suggest an outcome that hangs in the balance. I must respect that, rather than try to tip that balance by saying things that might affect how some people then act. some mystics say that matters that cannot be clearly foreseen by astrology, may be subject to even more esoteric determinants. If so, and the election provides no clear answer, the outcome may be decided by whichever of the key parties has the most psychics among their supporters. ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20 THERE may be something you don’t know. That’s no surprise, none of us knows everything, but what, in particular, don’t you know? You don’t know! Why not? You don’t know that, either! We are beginning to compile a slightly worryingly long list of things that you don’t know. Or should you be worried? Didn’t we just decide a few sentences ago, that this is all perfectly normal and natural? We did. Fear not. You will know what you need to know, when you need to know it today. Let the Full Moon guide you to the future you long for. There is valuable advice in your in-depth Moon-sign forecast. Call 0906 751 5601.
TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21 WOULD you rather be a big fish in a small pond or a small fish in a big pond? What about a cog versus a machine? The dynamic is different. Even the most powerful, finely tuned, mechanical device can become ineffective if just one tiny component malfunctions. So, small against big can have a significant impact. Recent events have left you wondering about your level of relative importance. You are about to discover that you matter greatly — where it matters most. The Moon is full, May has just begun and your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast is ready. Treat yourself to good news. Call 0906 751 5602.
GEMINI May 22 — June 22 SHALL we sing your praises? Shall we acknowledge your many attributes and overlook your few questionable qualities? Don’t you deserve to be seen in a positive light? Isn’t there plenty about you that is so special that a spin doctor could turn it into a tale of triumph over adversity and entitlement to enormous respect? I’m not trying to make your hat too small for your head but your heart has taken an unfair accusation lately. It is time to right that wrong. Now, under the light of the Full Moon, your future can be revealed and changed. For important news, dial in your date of birth: 0906 751 5603.
CANCER HOW abou ta June 23 — July 23 dance class? In the aftermath of what, for you, has been a fifth house Full Moon, that would be most appropriate. The planets are not specific about genre. They would smile equally on Latin, ballroom, waltz, disco or rave. You might even care to try some Psy-trance, if you know what that is. It’s not just the opportunity for additional exercise that you might benefit from, it’s the reminder that life is a kind of dance. You can now
respond with grace to a change of rhythm. Let the Full Moon guide you to the future you long for. There is valuable advice in your in-depth Moon-sign forecast. Call 0906 751 5604.
LEO July 24 — Aug 23 WHEN someone becomes overly assertive, we say they are ‘too big for their boots.’ An odd idiom. Aren’t folk whose shoes pinch more likely to be passive? When referring to bossy people, it would make more sense to suggest that they think they are bigger than their boots or that they are trying to wear boots which are too big for them. Let us hope that if anyone makes an observation about your tendency to lay down the law today that it is just as wry and philosophical. The Moon is full, May has just begun and your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast is ready. Treat yourself to good news. Call 0906 751 5605.
VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23 IFy = ou feel you can trust your judgment, what does that say about your judgment of yourself? It seems to imply that you have faith in your ability. Yet, weren’t you born with natural humility? How is such confidence appropriate? Is that why you are now asking someone else for their opinion? Will this make it seem as if you are acting on their authority? What if they disagree with your view? Must you keep asking ever more people until you find someone who confirms what you already know? Now, under the light of the Full Moon, your future can be revealed and changed. For important news, dial in your date of birth: 0906 751 5606.
LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23 ‘MONEY can’t buy you friends,’ said the late, great, Spike Milligan, ‘but it can get you a better class of enemy.’ This is often quoted as a witticism but isn’t it just a shrewd observation? There is so much that money cannot do for us and so much that it can do but from which we hardly gain. How strange to live in a world that values so highly something of such questionable value. Ideally, you wouldn’t have to want money for anything but given that you do, perhaps you may yet find some. Let the Full Moon guide you to the future you long for. There is valuable advice in your in-depth Moon-sign forecast. Call 0906 751 5607.
SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22 WELL, you have made your mind up, haven’t you? So, what else is there to debate or discuss? Isn’t everything else a matter of execution? Aren’t you now just down to implementation strategies? Or perhaps you haven’t made your mind up. Perhaps you are looking for another way forward but haven’t you been through all that before? The world we live in may be less than perfect but it isn’t all as bad as we fear. It is time to stop looking behind and to start to press ahead. The Moon is full, May has just begun and your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast is ready. Treat yourself to good news. Call 0906 751 5608.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21 WE dance delicately through life’s minefields. All around us, it seems, are unexploded bombs, charged with inconvenient truths that could be triggered by an indiscreet remark. You think that’s not true for you? Is that because you are the exception to the rule or because you are ignoring what might be too painful to acknowledge? Might someone in your world be equally apprehensive of causing an explosion? Today, a potential bomb can be defused. Now, under the light of the Full Moon, your future can be revealed and changed. For important news, dial in your date of birth: 0906 751 5609.
CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20 ‘IF I ruled the world,’ sang Sir Harry Secombe, ‘every day would be the first day of spring.’ Now, I don’t mean to cast aspersions on this talented entertainer but how fortunate that he merely sang about ruling the world and never got given the job. The first day of spring may be a wonderful thing but it means very little without the first day of winter to compare it to. Something in your life is less than perfect but isn’t there something almost perfect about what’s wrong with it? Let the Full Moon guide you to the future you long for. There is valuable advice in your in-depth Moon-sign forecast. Call 0906 751 5610.
AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19‘ THERE used to be a real me but I had it surgically removed,’ said Peter Sellers. Was he joking? Only his psychotherapist could tell us but even if Peter were still alive, ethical codes of conduct would prevent such a betrayal. But then, nobody in this world can actually part company from their true identity, no matter how remote or confused they become. Recent events have left you a little unsure of who you really are. Coming events will rapidly restore you. The Moon is full, May has just begun and your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast is ready. Treat yourself to good news. Call 0906 751 5611.
PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20 WE can all remember the teachers who inspired us because they shared their enthusiasm so freely. But can we also recall being deterred from showing further interest in something because we came under the instruction of someone whose attitude put us off? Sometimes, we close our minds to areas of positive personal potential because we associate them with figures we dislike. Today there is information you need to heed, regardless of what you feel about the messenger. Now, under the light of the Full Moon, your future can be revealed and changed. For important news, dial in your date of birth: 0906 751 5612.