Straight to the POINT

HAD those two men executed in Indonesia on drugs charges not been caught, would they have been singing hymns and painting? I doubt it.

Mrs IRIS DAINTON, Louth, Lincs. DAVE’S ‘brain fade’ has revealed him as a closet West Ham supporter, but the question is, after May 7, will he be blowing bubbles or seeing his dreams fade and die?

BILLY GATES, Rainham, Essex. NEVER has so much been promised by so few to so many... I’ve lost track of it all!

GORDON SHEACH, Glasgow. WHEN Gordon Brown was Prime Minister, he went to a climate change forum in Copenhagen and pledged £608 million to it. Was this ever paid?

RAYMOND JENKINS, Londonderry. NICOLA STURGEON isn’t fit to lace Nigel Farage’s drinks.

GEORGE VALENTINE, Rotherham, South Yorks. ARE there really people out there who believe Victoria Beckham, Holly Willoughby and other celebrities sit down and design stuff all on their very own?

M. MORRIS, Newport, Shropshire. RUSSELL BRAND is devoid of any meaningful talent. To conceal this, he resorts to speaking, acting and dressing in an outrageous manner.

B. MELIOT, Welling, Kent. LIKE a court jester, Boris Johnson thinks his witticisms – such as ‘Ajockalypse Now’ (Mail) – are pithy insights wrapped in sparkling humour. The truth is that his buffoonery makes him utterly unsuitable for any public office.

c. MCGUIRE, via email. SOME SNP supporters claim Neil Hay, the party’s Edinburgh South candidate, did not insult elderly people and did not call No voters quislings. Why, then, did he apologise for both?

A. ROBERTSON, Dalkeith, Midlothian.