JONATHAN CAINER

Dear Jonathan, You recently quoted: ‘Whoever you vote for, the government always gets in’ on the same page as you made a comment about the dictatorship in North Korea. Are you trying to tell us something about the British electoral system? Kate Dear Kate,

ARIES

Mar 21 — Apr 20

EVEN millionaires have moments of financial insecurity. It isn’t a matter of how much you’ve got — or haven’t got — the uncomfortable feeling is a side-effect of fear and that can strike us all equally. But happily, another way in which we are all equal is in our ability to overcome anxiety, muster inner faith, carry on bravely, make the best of a bad situation and turn a potential disaster into a triumph. Indeed, the New Moon suggests that you’ve got a better chance than most of doing just this. during the mystic dark of the moon i looked into your future and recorded a very special forecast that will lift your spirits. call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS

Apr 21 — May 21

THE Moon is in your sign. Or rather, it isn’t. Well, it is, in so far as it is technically in Taurus and it isn’t in so far as no matter how carefully you scour the night sky next time it gets dark, you won’t see the Moon. It isn’t there to be seen. But it is so close to the Sun that it is reflecting none of its light. That is a concept that is a little tricky to grasp at first but once you get the hang of how it works it makes perfect sense. Much the same can be said of a process of discovery that you are due to undergo this week. during the mystic dark of the moon i looked into your future and recorded a very special forecast that will lift your spirits. call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI

May 22 — June 22

WE’RE not meant to laugh about serious matters. It’s insensitive and disrespectful. Yet if we treat them with gravitas, don’t we make them all the more serious? Might it not be better to defuse a tense situation by injecting a little levity into it? The timing has to be right, of course, but then that’s always true with humour. Great comedians know that the secret of success comes down to split-second delivery. Today brings at least one moment where a ray of sunshine can come through. Seize it. during the mystic dark of the moon i looked into your future and recorded a very special forecast that will lift your spirits. call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER

June 23 — July 23

OBJECTS of great strength can often only be created by placing the component materials under enormous pressure. Some of life’s strongest relationships are forged in times of stress and tension. The bonding process is so powerful and requires such trust, that separation becomes almost impossible. But then, even the most resilient construction, be it physical or psychological, will have a weak point. The New Moon is somehow taking something that should be solid and putting it to the test. But it can survive that test. during the mystic dark of the moon i looked into your future and recorded a very special forecast that will lift your spirits. call 0906 751 5604.

LEO

July 24 — Aug 23

DO WE ever lay our demons completely to rest? Can we entirely exorcise our ghosts? Those who treat addiction say that it is never safe to use the world ‘cured’ and always best to speak of being ‘in recovery’. I’m not saying this to alarm you, more to reassure you. The New Moon speaks of a return encounter with a past that you had rather hoped you had left behind. Don’t see this as a problem, more as an opportunity to prove to yourself and the world, this week, just how far you really have now moved on. during the mystic dark of the moon i looked into your future and recorded a very special forecast that will lift your spirits. call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO

Aug 24 — Sep 23

WE ALL want to avoid the moment when push comes to shove. None of us wish to be caught between a rock and a hard place. If anyone ever does get to see what happens where the unstoppable force meets the immovable object, why do they never come back and tell the rest of us what to expect? It may be because none of this is quite as bad as we imagine. The worst is actually in the anticipation of the worst. The New Moon suggests something you’ve been half dreading may turn out to be no trouble at all. during the mystic dark of the moon i looked into your future and recorded a very special forecast that will lift your spirits. call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA

Sep 24 — Oct 23

THEY teach us many things at school, but we rarely get lessons in how to be intuitive. But really, we don’t need an education at Hogwarts to gain understanding of our inner weather vane and what it is trying to tell us about which way the wind may blow next. For you, it is rarely wrong. Not many astrologers say as much as should be said about Libran empathy and sensitivity. But you have these qualities in abundance and you know how to heed them, too. Events this week, will prove that. during the mystic dark of the moon i looked into your future and recorded a very special forecast that will lift your spirits. call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO

Oct 24 — Nov 22

MANY good councillors and psychotherapists, especially when working as mediators, will try to encourage the participants in any healing session to be ‘kind to one another’. Even if they are at loggerheads or have seemingly irreconcilable differences, the idea is that no resolution can come about unless there is at least some willingness to foster generosity of spirit. And there is always some of that, even in the most fraught situation, isn’t there? There is. And this week the New Moon will help you find that. during the mystic dark of the moon i looked into your future and recorded a very special forecast that will lift your spirits. call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS

Nov 23 — Dec 21

IF A cake is in the oven and the oven is on, what next? If the ointment has been applied and a bandage is on the wound, what course of action then becomes appropriate? If a process has been set in motion, if you’ve done your best to make the right thing start to happen, what is the risk that you take if you keep on interfering, checking to see whether there is any improvement? The New Moon this week, offers you a reminder of how powerful and positive patience can be. during the mystic dark of the moon i looked into your future and recorded a very special forecast that will lift your spirits. call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN

Dec 22 — Jan 20

I DON’T normally say things like this, but due to a series of astrological influences too complex to explain in detail here, I would like to encourage you to read today’s forecast for Sagittarius. The advice that I am giving to people born under that sign, is equally relevant to you. And I know that some Capricorns, at least, are happy to read the Sagittarius forecast because I hid a little joke in there recently that some born under your sign picked up on. Patience is all you need this week. during the mystic dark of the moon i looked into your future and recorded a very special forecast that will lift your spirits. call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS

Jan 21 — Feb 19

THIS week, it may be as well for you to live up to your reputation. Aquarians are unfairly described as distant and detached. They are passionate, sensitive souls and I’m sure your heart is more tender than most. There are, though, times when it doesn’t pay to be so in touch with our feelings that we no longer hear our thoughts. You were born with an impressive intellect. You need to have the freedom to apply that to a situation that will respond well to sense, less well to passion. during the mystic dark of the moon i looked into your future and recorded a very special forecast that will lift your spirits. call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES

Feb 20 — Mar 20

THE New Moon suggests a week ahead during which it feels as if the cosmic contrast has been turned up. Instead of subtle differences between shades and flavours, moods and feelings, you are starting to feel as if you can see great divides, vast gulfs, enormous insurmountable obstacles that separate one situation (or set of implications) from another. That’s all fine as long as you are able to align yourself with the positive, the constructive and the desirable. And you really can do this if you try. during the mystic dark of the moon i looked into your future and recorded a very special forecast that will lift your spirits. call 0906 751 5612.