JONATHAN CAINER
HI Jonathan, You recently shared a letter from Nina, who wanted to make the day of her gender reassignment her new birthday. Personally, I happen to believe Nina’s original birth chart will still have impact. I also think her new birth chart will be relevant. The human that was originally born hasn’t been un-born. Laura Hi Jonathan, As a Sagittarian, I can’t understand how Nina would want to give up the sign of the archer. Ours is an abundant sign. Why shouldn’t a Sagittarius have two birthdays? Congratulations to her for finding and following her truth. Ilene
ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20 IT ISN’T always easy to be an Aries. But then, it isn’t always easy to be an astrologer. You have to put up with the fact that sometimes life is challenging. I have to be the messenger who may be in danger of getting shot if he delivers less than ideal news. But I have faith in your natural benevolence, just as I do in your natural resilience. No matter what currently seems to be hanging like a cloud over your life, you will fast find a way to protect yourself from a problem and even somehow turn it to your advantage this week. Welcome to June! your prediction for the next few weeks is ready. For inspiring insight, call: 0906 751 5601.
TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21 WERE we born on to the wrong planet? Is this the place we were hoping to inhabit when we left our cosy, comfortable home in Heaven? Were we promised endless entertainment and constant comfort? If so, what has happened to it all? Perhaps we were tricked. Or perhaps we were told the truth but the experience of existence still sounded like an attractive proposition, warts and all. Make the most, this week, even of what you may wish you had less of. It has potential to bring you more pleasure than you think. It’s June! I’ve recorded your indepth prediction for the whole of the month. For uplifting news, call 0906 751 5602.
GEMINI May 22 — June 22 IF LIFE is a rollercoaster, it is at least not as tortuous as the kind that we find at the funfair. There may be exciting moments of ascension, and there are times when we feel as if we are hurtling into some terrifyingly rapid descent. But the long, flat, steady intervals are significantly more frequent. Lately, for you, there has been too much drama. Though you are no great fan of mundanity, you may now yearn for an easier, more ordinary life. That may yet come, just after this next big hill. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth phone forecast, you need to hear your NEW June prediction. call 0906 751 5603.
CANCER June 23 — July 23 ARE you sure that you have time to read your forecast today? Should you not be looking to see what the stars have in store for someone else instead? Isn’t there someone you need to keep a close eye on, someone who needs your time, energy and attention, someone for whom you feel so responsible that you hardly dare relax and be yourself because it seems more
importante to meet their needs? The Full Moon is making you feel unnecessarily dutiful. Assert your entitlement to some time for yourself. please keep reading. your in-depth, NEW June forecast could be one of the most rewarding calls you ever make: 0906 751 5604.
LEO July 24 — Aug 23 WHY are so many of us so fond of hats? They make such a dramatic difference to our appearance. A hat can sometimes say more about a person than everything else they are wearing. They change the way we feel about ourselves, too. And it is not just through physical headwear that such transformations are achieved. We put on various hats depending on the issues that we are most keen to focus on or the responsibilities we are most aware of. Be aware that you may need to switch hats several times this week. Seize your chance to understand your horoscope and discover how to assure success in June: 0906 751 5605.
VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23 WE begin to develop the concept of fairness and ‘rightness’ at an early age. We all remain conscious of the importance of equanimity and the need to counter injustice. Yet we also have to cope with the ever-increasing awareness that we cannot right every wrong or address every hypocrisy. For the sake of our sanity we have to be more philosophical, turn the odd blind eye, and focus only on what is closest to heart. But this week, you can take some satisfaction in fixing something that ought not to be so broken. please keep reading. I’ve taken a look at your forecast for June and I have great things to tell you. call 0906 751 5606. LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23 MISTAKES, it seems, are easy to make but perhaps not always so easy to forgive. But then, if many more examples of human error were accepted more freely and philosophically, certain people might find themselves less discouraged from making them. Yet, all too often, the cause of a mistake turns out to be the fear of making said same mistake. This week’s most crucial question is, ‘how badly awry has a process gone?’ Is opprobrium really appropriate? Surely, it is now time to move on. Welcome to June! your prediction for the next few weeks is ready. For inspiring insight, call: 0906 751 5607.
SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22 IT IS easy to remain serene and even-tempered. We merely have to detach ourselves, emotionally and psychologically, from the fruits of our own actions, from the attitudes of our colleagues and companions and from the numerous examples of collective stupidity that the human race has an unerring tendency to show us all. With Mars and Pluto now forming an antagonistic angle, just as the Moon grows full, you may find this a wee bit difficult. But you can keep your sense of humour. It’s June! I’ve recorded your in-depth prediction for the whole of the month. For uplifting news, call 0906 751 5608.
SAGITTARIUS Oct 24 — Nov 22 A FULL Moon in your sign suggests that the eyes of the world are on you. That you are being bathed in a celestial spotlight. That there may be ‘no hiding place’ should you wish to keep something secret. But then, as many a good detective novelist knows, the most effective deceptions involve facts that are hidden in plain view. Not that you have any need to keep anything away from anyone else’s eyes. But, should sensitive issues arise, you need not fear them. Even if you don’t usually call your indepth forecast, you need to hear your NEW June prediction. call 0906 751 5609.
CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20 HAVE you got permission to be doing this? Are you quite sure that you have requested and received the appropriate licence? Is there not some form you ought to fill out? Or paper work that requires urgent attention? Perhaps you owe someone an explanation? Maybe your time is already so spoken for that you cannot contemplate any course of action other than one that complies with the expectations that are being placed upon you? Actually, this week, you have more freedom than you think. please keep reading. your in-depth, NEW June forecast could be one of the most rewarding calls you ever make: 0906 751 5610.
AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19 AQUARIANS, say the textbooks, are sensible people. If they ask awkward questions, it is only because they are intelligent enough to see the hidden flaws in what others might accept as impeccable logic. Actually, people born under your sign are much smarter. You are wise enough to know that Earth is not a particularly sensible place. Therefore, it is often a mistake to look for logic everywhere. Something crazy is happening this week but it is also something from which you can benefit. Seize your chance to understand your horoscope and discover how to assure success in June: 0906 751 5611.
PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20 WHO is rooting for you? Who is cheering you on, waving your flag, whooping and whistling noises of encouragement in the hope that you will hear this and thus rise even more defiantly and successfully to your challenge? Some of us are aware and appreciative of our admirers. Others are not really fans of their fans. But you, this week, should at least be conscious of a support mechanism that is doing all that it can on your behalf. Acknowledge this and you may yet find that it (or he/she or they) are able to do even more. please keep reading. I’ve taken a good look at your forecast for June and I have great things to tell you. call 0906 751 5612.