Straight to the POINT

÷ WHAT do you mean, it’s curtains for the Kids Company charity? Isn’t Camila Batmanghelidjh already wearing them?

ANDREW WILLS, Epsom, Surrey. ÷ I believe it was very disrespectful to print a photograph of David Beckham’s daughter Harper with a dummy. Surely her father should be described better than that?

D. STEWART, Perth. ÷ IF A migrant walks 31 miles through the Chunnel, and he shouldn’t be here, he should walk back.

D.W.G. HANNS, Fareham, Hants. ÷ I’M NOT surprised that chap walked through the tunnel. With all the delays, it was probably quicker.

G GODDARD, Llangadog, Carms. ÷ WHY are European navies acting as a free ferry service for illegal migrants? They are encouraging more and more to set out for Europe.

D. ALLEN, Runcorn, Ches. ÷ IF there are alien life forms in space, I just hope they don’t find out about Britain’s benefits system.

MIKE HORGAN, Heswall, Wirral. ÷ AFTER 50 years of working, I’ve realised that, if I go over to Calais, throw away my papers and smuggle my way back into Britain, I’ll get a free taxi ride, full board at a nice hotel, £35 per week and would be far better off than I am now.

MIKE JONES, South Witham, Lincs. ÷ OF COURSE the police haven’t got time to attend burglaries . They are too busy investigating people who have been dead for ten years.

PHIL NORTH, Brigg, Lincs. ÷ I HOPE those who complain about an underresourced police force investigating burglaries only at even-numbered houses (Mail) do not include those who, three months ago, voted for a continuation of the policy of austerity.

CHRISTOPHER CLAYTON, Waverton, Cheshire.