HALF-BAKED INSULTS

How absurd and unfair that the Great British Bake off ’ s youngest contestant Flora shedden (right) is attacked for being posh (her family has an aga!) and for having 100 cookbooks.

Next they’ll be saying that Flora has an unfair advantage as he’ s named after a brand of margarine.

SUPERMODEL Kate Moss’s fortune has reportedly plummeted by nearly £14 million in a year, leaving her with just £2.8 million. Life must be tough — but what exquisite timing for this news to emerge, just as her marriage has collapsed. Her ex will now have less to lay claim to in the divorce settlement. How very convenient. BLADE BLADERUNNER runner oscar pistorius willill b be f freed d f from prisoni next week after serving just ten months of his five-year term for killing his girlfriend Reeva steenkamp.

that works out at only ten weeks’ imprisonment for each bullet he fired into her. i know that life’s cheap in south africa, but that’s just preposterous.

RARE is the man who admits to his physical imperfections. So how disarming when Adrian Chiles confessed it was hard being ‘that ugly bloke off the telly’. From what I understand, Chiles is a wonderful dad and a hard worker who has been magnanimous about the loss of his £1 million ITV deal. Yes, he may have looks better suited to radio, but I adore him on Five Live.

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH has asked fans not to film his Hamlet performance on stage as he finds the sight of the lens ‘mortifying’. This from an actor who owes his worldwide success to TV cameras. A real star understands he survives only as long as his fanbase thrives. No one likes a whinger.