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‘ENJOY carbs while you can.’ Cindy Crawford’s advice to her daughter Kaia.

‘MY EPITAPH could be: “He tried his best as a second-spot comic.” ’ Sir Bruce Forsyth.

‘WHEN I met Jackie Collins in the 1980s she gave me one of her books: the inscription was so gloriously outrageous I daren’t take it home.’ Gyles Brandreth recalls his encounter with the late ‘bonkbuster’ novelist.

‘I LIE all the time. I say different people, otherwise you’ll upset somebody.’ Sir Roger Moore on naming his favourite Bond girl.