JONATHAN CAINER
Hi Jonathan, Prophecies concerning the end of times or the end of the world mean the end of worldly things, such as materialism, war etc, and the beginning of spiritual upliftment. Too many people think it means the destruction of Earth by a meteor crash or nuclear explosion. Jean Hi Jean, I’m not sure what kind of an ‘end’ the eBible Fellowship has in mind for October 7, but, as their website depicts a burning planet, I suspect they’re not envisaging a gentle ascension to a higher spiritual plane! Whatever they foresee, though, you’ll be happy to hear, I disagree!
ARIES
Mar 21 — Apr 20
SOME suppliers of goods and services market their wares as ‘reassuringly expensive’. Customers might not expect a bargain, but they feel that what they get will be good. Shoppers also know that some offerings can be too cheap. If an offering seems to ‘too good to be true’, it probably is. Today’s question is not, ‘what can you afford financially?’ but ‘how much effort are you prepared to put in to the attainment of a proposition?’ You might yet find that there is an ideal deal to be done. Your in-depth, NEW October forecast could be one of the most rewarding phone calls you ever make. Dial 0906 751 5601.
TAURUS
Apr 21 — May 21
THERE are some things we all do and are happy to talk about. There are other things we also all do, yet dare not discuss. No wonder we find it hard to understand each other. What about the things that some of us do and others don’t? If we act as if we don’t, does that mean that really we do? Every day we tiptoe through a minefield in which gentle hints are as close as we can get to truths that might urgently need discussion. What’s not being said today, is as important as what is. Read between the lines. I’ve taken a good look at your forecast for October and I have great things to tell you. For inspiration, call 0906 751 5602.
GEMINI
May 22 — June 22
‘WHAT’S sauce for the goose, is sauce for the gander.’ That’s the saying, but it has unfortunate implications. It suggest that if one person can get away with bad behaviour, that entitles someone else to do the same. Yet are we farmyard animals or are we humans? There are some who say that if we don’t pursue higher standards and value greater codes of conduct, our collective goose is well and truly cooked! Nothing should stop you today, in reaching for the finest, the fairest, the highest and the best. Even if you don’t usually call, you should hear the excellent news in your NEW October prediction. Call 0906 751 5603.
CANCER
June 23 — July 23
YOU are not who you used to be and a situation is not what it was. Some comfort might be had from persuading yourself that a clock has been stopped or that what was once true is as relevant today as it ever was. But more comfort and progress by far can be gained in the recognition that circumstances evolve and people move on. Don’t feel sad about how the past doesn’t seemingly match the present. Be inspired by what this tells you about how the future could yet hold a pleasant
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LEO
July 24 — Aug 23
WE think we know each other, yet even the closest couples might be oblivious to some of each other’s feelings. Before you think this forecast is all about insensitivity, I should make a more important point. We don’t know each other as well as we think we do — and nor do we know ourselves. We tend to narrow down our options, close ourselves off from possibilities and steer clear of opportunities that life is handing us on a silver platter. Don’t be afraid of what could be a very hopeful development. I’ve taken a good look at your forecast for October and I have great things to tell you. For inspiration, call 0906 751 5605.
VIRGO
Aug 24 — Sep 23
ARCHIMEDES, they tell us, solved an engineering problem in a flash of inspiration. One moment, he was baffled and bewildered. The next he cried out ‘eureka!’ And we remember him to this day. He might or might not have been a Virgo, but if an astrologer had seen his chart around that time, they would have recognised a similar celestial influence to the one that’s currently affecting you. You stand on the threshold of your own great discovery with potentially marvellous implications. Even if you don’t usually call, you should hear the excellent news in your NEW October prediction. Call 0906 751 5606.
LIBRA
Sep 24 — Oct 23
WHEN instant cake first went on the market, it didn’t sell well. Consumers felt if all they had to do was ‘just add water’, they were hardly entitled to feel proud of their cooking. The manufacturers soon learned to leave out the dried egg and milk and told customer to add these ingredients, fresh. The mix cost less to create and sold better. If you really want to feel responsible for a process today, you can put a lot into it. But it will probably work out just as successfully, even if you do surprisingly little. Your in-depth, NEW October forecast could be one of the most rewarding phone calls you ever make. Dial 0906 751 5607.
SCORPIO
Oct 24 — Nov 22
WE LIKE the people who like us and find it hard to like those who are not so fond of us. Why would we hold our critics in high regard? Yet if we disdain their comments and contributions, we can hardly be surprised when they show us similar disrespect. The Bible advises us to ‘love our enemy’. That suggestion is not made for our enemy’s benefit! We gain so much from emanating warmth, even towards those whose feelings for us may be cold. In being big, today, you gain an enormous advantage. I’ve taken a good look at your forecast for October and I have great things to tell you. For inspiration, call 0906 751 5608.
SAGITTARIUS
Nov 23 — Dec 21
IT IS good that only Sagittarians get to see this. People born under other signs wouldn’t understand. If, for example, I were to explain the frustration of Saturn’s presence in your sign, they would feel bemused. ‘What? That’s their only problem?’ But as you belong to this sign, you understand what an impediment it is to be the driver of a racing car, temporarily obliged to ride the bus! But as I have already said this week, it is going to the right place, albeit slowly. Even if you don’t usually call, you should hear the excellent news in your NEW October prediction. Call 0906 751 5609.
CAPRICORN
Dec 22 — Jan 20
SOME say Capricorns are keenly aware of their own shortcomings. Others insist to be born under your sign is to be blessed with almost every virtue a person could want. Those two statements are not mutually exclusive. It might even be that your natural tendency to find fault with yourself is why you push yourself that little bit further to prove your worth. No great additional sacrifices are required of you today, though. The world can already (or soon will) see how wonderful you are. Your in-depth, NEW October forecast could be one of the most rewarding phone calls you ever make. Dial 0906 751 5610.
AQUARIUS
Jan 21 — Feb 19
WHEN people put each other under pressure, it’s usually inadvertent. Once in a while, we might take out our frustrations on some poor innocent just trying to do their best. But generally we are sensitive and we would hate to feel we’d made anyone’s life miserable. We already know that it is unnecessary. We all bully ourselves by creating impossible deadlines and indulging unreasonable fears. Today you discover you are not expected to work a miracle — and nor do you need to! I’ve taken a good look at your forecast for October and I have great things to tell you. For inspiration, call 0906 751 5611.
PISCES
Feb 20 — Mar 20
NEWS programmes love to include interviews with ‘experts’ who are always happy to give their opinions, especially if they are being paid or flattered into feeling they must be important because they are being asked to explain so much. Yet they don’t all know as much as they pretend to, and we are foolish to believe everything we are told. Be suspicious today of anyone who claims to have a definitive answer. If a question seems open-ended, let it remain so. That is in your favour. Even if you don’t usually call, you should hear the excellent news in your NEW October prediction. Call 0906 751 5612.