Warriors who madde an art of slaughter
ThEY were the wild-haired, primitive savages who roamed Britain before the Romans turned up and knocked some civilisation into them. The Celts were never going to defeat the invading Romans with their superior military strength, vast empire and underfloor central heating.
But a new show at the British Museum shows quite how underrated the Celts were, with their exceptionally beautiful craftsmanship in bronze and gold and their highly sophisticated, utterly horrifying weaponry.
The Romans gave Celtic rage its own name: Furor Celtica. When their blood was up, the Celts would attack at top speed in a massed charge. Just killing their enemies was not enough, however. They also enjoyed ripping the heads from their dead foes and strapping them to their belts or horses, a symbol of the strength they had taken from those they had vanquished.
The British Museum exhibition is packed with objects used for eating and drinking, personal grooming, pagan worship and warfare. Some of the best Celtic art in Iron Age Britain was used to decorate killing machinery, particularly scabbards, sword hilts and shields.The ancient British economy was largely given over to the arms trade.
Take the Eaton hoard, found on the edges of Norwich, which contains 145 bronze axes and spearheads dating from between 950BC and 750BC. here was a warring civilisation — and a pretty advanced manufacturing one — that could turn out weapons on a mass production basis.
What a spine-tingling, bowel-chilling sight the Celtic army on the march must have presented. The Greeks and Romans considered the Celts to be a kind of wild barbarian and it is easy to see why; with their horned helmets and gleaming, elaborately decorated shields, they fully intended to present as shocking a sight as possible.
Their weapons were not just for killing either, but for glittering display, to put the fear of God (the Celtic god Toutatis, that is) into the enemy, long before their weapons clashed.
The ‘Battersea shield’, found in the Thames at Battersea, South London, and thought to have been made between 350BC and 50BC, would have been a particularly heart- stopping prospect. With i ts polished bronze, raised decoration and red glass inlay, it is thought to have been a ‘display shield’, raised aloft in flamboyant display to get the enemy quaking.
The same urge to show off your weapons is found in a 300BC iron sword in a bronze scabbard, from Kirkburn, Yorkshire. It has more than 70 components to it, from a pommel of horn to iron glass inlays in the handle.
British Celtic weapons were decorated with haunting symbols, designed, it is thought, to scare your enemy, impress your allies and give you magical protection on the battlefield.
A 300BC shield from Chertsey, Surrey, has a handgrip ending in pairs of serpents. Paired animals were thought to save you on the battlefield and are also found on scabbards and belt hooks.
The Battersea shield is decorated with swirling, S- shaped lines, reminiscent of swans’ necks. Another shield, from 300BC, also found in the Thames at Wandsworth, has a pair of scary birds with hooked beaks and staring eyes, chasing each other around the shield’s edge.
Different parts of Britain developed their own ways of decorating their beloved weapons. In Yorkshire for instance, they f avoured delicate scrolling patterns on their scabbards.
In Ireland, they preferred short swords with bronze hilts carved in human shapes. A 300BC scabbard from Lisnacrogher, County Antrim, is inscribed with double axe heads. These weapons were so revered that they were often buried with the dead, as sacred offerings.
The star of the show is a 200BC helmet, found in the Thames by the site of today’s Waterloo Bridge. It is just the sort of horned helmet you i magine Vikings drinking their enemies’ blood from.
In fact, those horns would have been deeply cumbersome and impractical in battle; they are there purely f or expensive, terrifying show.
There are even reports of Celts using lime to make their hair stand in spikes to give themselves a more monstrous look. Others t el l how t he Celts were a f ull head t all er t han t heir Mediterranean enemies.
The Celtic battlefield was not for the faint of heart. The air rang to the screams of the dying and the clash of sword on shield and the shrieking of the carnyx, the Celtic musical instrument of war.
These were bronze, animalshaped horns, connected to long tubes through which soldiers bellowed their war cries. One AD75 carnyx, from Deskford, Banffshire, depicts the head of a wild boar boar, with wrinkled skin and an upturned snout. At the British Museum show, you can listen to the noise it would make: it sounds like the grating death cries of an animal being slaughtered.
The most impressive of all the Celtic war machines was the lightweight chariot that could zip across the battlefield at top speed. When the Romans took on the British Celts in AD43, they were much impressed by the enemy’s nippy little chariots.
The Celtic war queen Boudicca used to terrify Roman soldiers when she charged forward in her chariot in full cry, although reports that she had attached scythes to the wheels to chop off her enemies’ legs are probably overblown.
The Celts were so attached to these chariots that they were often buried with them. In 200BC, a Yorkshireman was buried at Kirkburn under his carefully dismantled chariot and lay there undisturbed until archeologists found the tomb in the Eighties.
It wasn’t just chariots that were
All Celts had their trademark way of killing the enemy
so carefully looked after. In Torrs, in Dumfries and Galloway, a 300BC bronze cap for a horse has been discovered. The horse’s ears poked through specially designed holes.
With their long experience of using chariots in battle, British Celts became extremely adept at turning them into killing machines.
First, they hurled javelins at the enemy from their chariots and then they moved in for the kill with swords. Their swordmanship was special, too. Most continental Europeans drew their weapons from scabbards hanging at their waist. Only the British dramatically drew their swords from scabbards hanging off their backs.
Across Europe, it seems, Celts had their own trademark way of killing. In Spain, they delighted in stabbing their enemies close up, with short swords.
In southern Gaul, they were keener on heavy armour and longer swords. In Scotland, the Picts were deft with the light crossbow.
After the fighting came the feasting. At the British Museum, there is a ‘flesh-hook’, found in Dunaverney, County Antrim. Dating f r om 1,000BC and decorated with l i ttle swans, cygnets and boiling cauldrons. ( The Celts were not so keen on fish however; very few fishbones survive from Celtic settlements.)
They then washed their meat down with wine, ale and mead, poured from huge, iron cauldrons. The show includes an AD40 bronze tankard from Brackley, Northamptonshire. It is so big that it is thought Celts went in for communal drinking from the same cup.
Included in the show is an iron sword from Hod Hill, Dorset, the site of a battle between the Celts and the Romans in around AD50. The siege of the Celtic hillfort ended in a Roman victory and the Romans proceeded to build a fort on top of the Celtic walls.
The iron sword was probably made for one of those victorious Romans and yet the engraved pattern of trumpets and dots found on its hilt is very reminiscent of the Celtic Iron Age, centuries before the Romans came here.
The same mixture of Celtic art and Roman military prowess can be found on an AD50 helmet from northern England. It is decorated
with those familiar swirling, Celtic lines on the neckguard and on its side-plates. So, just for a moment, you think it must have belonged to a plucky British Celt fighting a losing battle against the Roman invaders. But look a little closer and you will see the inscription, ‘II’, on one side, the Roman numeral for two.
A ‘W’-shaped pattern on the neckguard is a conscious imitation of the carrying handle of a Roman legionary’s traditional helmet.
British Celts and Romans even shared gods. An AD200 plaque from Hertfordshire is dedicated t o Mars, Roman god of war, and Toutatis.
So, yes, the Celts lost their military struggle against the Romans, but their legacy of blood- soaked beauty lives on and is still conquering museum visitors to this day.
Celts: Art And Identity is at the British Museum until January 31. Harry Mount’s book Odyssey — Ancient Greece In the Footsteps Of Odysseus is published by Bloomsbury.
They’re our most fearsome and brutal ancestors. But a thrilling exhibition at the British Museum shows the Celts created weapons as beautiful as they were bloodsoaked