HAVING

impregnated Lauren Silverman, 38, the wife of a friend, whose marriage was then dissolved, TV weirdo Simon Cowell, 56 (right), ‘won’t be drawn on any wedding plans’, we’re told. However, he does say: ‘I’m not proud of the circumstances. I can’t hold my head up about it.’ In other words, he takes credit for not being proud of what happened and for not holding his head up. Cowell’s mastery of the bogus apology makes me wonder if he’s considering a career in politics when the remainder of his TV fan base tires of him.