Scottish Daily Mail



im­preg­nated Lau­ren Sil­ver­man, 38, the wife of a friend, whose mar­riage was then dis­solved, TV weirdo Si­mon Cow­ell, 56 (right), ‘won’t be drawn on any wed­ding plans’, we’re told. How­ever, he does say: ‘I’m not proud of the cir­cum­stances. I can’t hold my head up about it.’ In other words, he takes credit for not be­ing proud of what hap­pened and for not hold­ing his head up. Cow­ell’s mas­tery of the bo­gus apol­ogy makes me won­der if he’s con­sid­er­ing a ca­reer in pol­i­tics when the re­main­der of his TV fan base tires of him.

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