Wordy wise
GASTRIC WAND — harry Potter’s spell for rapid weight loss‘ expel li belly pr onto ’.
Mick Brookfield, Clowne, Derbyshire.
THE 39 STOPS — an overloaded bus.
Anne Taylor, Wigan, Lancs.
NAPOLLEON — his ratings somewhat slumped when he lost at Waterloo.
Maurice Bligh, Sittingbourne, Kent.
TANNOYED — having to listen to an inaudible public address system.
Harold Askew, Carnforth, Lancs.