JONATHAN CAINER

By June 23, when Britain holds a referendum about its future in europe, the Solstice will be over. The Sun and Venus will be in Cancer which, as the traditional sign of home and hearth, could be interpreted in two ways. It might mean the British will be feeling exceptionally insular. Or it could imply they will be feeling well disposed towards their continental cousins. Mercury, planet of commerce and communication, will be in Gemini, forming a tense alignment to Pluto. An Aquarian Moon seems to suggest a low turnout. This, many experts think, may favour the ‘outs’!

ARIES

Mar 21 — Apr 20

LET us consider 24-hour rolling news. The people who present these broadcasts go through phases when there is plenty to report and times, too, when not much is happening. Yet they have to keep talking and make it sound as if all of their programming is important. Often, they will interview ‘experts’, wheeled in to discuss hypothetical situations. They fill the air in the same way as we fill up our heads, sometimes, with imaginary issues and theoretical problems. Don’t do that to yourself today. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth forecast, you should hear the excellent news in your NEW March prediction on 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS

Apr 21 — May 21

WHEN we break our usual rule or step beyond a regular boundary and do what we don’t normally do, there is always a reason. You aren’t the kind of person who ever does anything without a good reason. Indeed, come to think of it, there isn’t a human being on the face of this Earth who would not nod in agreement upon hearing that statement being used to describe them. But what appears to be a good reason at one moment may seem, in retrospect, less compelling. Think of the future. March is the month you’ve been waiting for. Get the good news and learn what to guard against in your NEW four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI

May 22 — June 22

WHY, when there is so much joy to be had in giving and so much fulfilment to be found in thinking fond thoughts, do we all sometimes annoy one another so much? Are people fundamentally incompatible? Or do we come to this earth to learn how to overcome our differences and forge bonds of trust and respect, even when we are half-inclined to give each other a wide berth? A dilemma presents itself. You can allow a dispute to intensify or seek a positive resolution. Choose the latter. Please keep reading. I’ve taken a good look at your forecast for March and I have great things to tell you. For inspiration, call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER

June 23 — July 23

‘DON’T just sit there, do something!’ So goes the traditional cry. We all feel responsible when we see an unsatisfactory situation. To stand back seems like an abrogation of duty. Yet under some circumstances, the wisest and most effective thing to do is...nothing! Some situations are best left. Some processes will naturally, perfectly, play themselves out. The added advantage of taking a line of non-intervention is that no one will blame us if the outcome doesn’t suit them! Sit on the fence today. Seize your chance to understand what’s happening in your horoscope and discover how to assure success in March. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO

July 24 — Aug 23

APPEARANCES can be deceptive. So, too, can non-appearances! When things aren’t quite where we expect them to be or when people don’t turn up to participate in activities that they normally might play a part in, we don’t dwell long and hard on what this might mean. We just shrug our shoulders and adjust to the new paradigm. Perhaps we should give more careful consideration to those implications. The crucial question you may need to ask today is: ‘What is conspicuous by its absence?’ I’ve got lots to tell you about March — and you’re going to like it. Do yourself a favour. Call your NEW, inspiration-packed forecast: 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO

Aug 24 — Sep 23

AS SOON as we solve one problem, another takes its place. We get used to this. It doesn’t stop us trying to solve problems. It just makes us philosophical about the idea that one day, somehow, we will wake up to find we are in a problem-free world. It won’t ever be that way. It can’t. But problems can still be solved and hopes can, most justifiably, be indulged. Be realistic, by all means, about what can improve. But don’t confuse realism with pessimism. One key factor is about to get a lot better. Please keep reading. Your in-depth, NEW March forecast could be one of the most rewarding phone calls you ever make. Dial 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA

Sep 24 — Oct 23

ARE others entitled to experience success where you must consider yourself destined to deal with difficulty your whole life long? That is such a silly question I’m ashamed of myself for even allowing it into your zodiac forecast! Yet there are times when we can all succumb too easily to a sense of hopelessness. We think about the kind of magic that would have to happen for our situation to change and figure: ‘That’s impossible.’ But it is amazing what time and effort can do. As you will soon start to see. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth phone forecast, you should hear the excellent news in your NEW March prediction on 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO

Oct 24 — Nov 22

‘BLESSED are they with no expectations, for they shall not be disappointed.’ I remember a friend saying this once when I was younger and feeling deeply impressed. ‘Ooh, that’s clever,’ I thought. But then I thought more: ‘It’s a bit dark, isn’t it?’ We must, of course, manage our own expectations. We must protect ourselves from that sinking feeling that we get when it seems our hopes are about to be dashed. But that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t have hopes. Hold tight to yours today. March is the month you’ve been waiting for. Get the good news and learn what to guard against in your NEW fourminute forecast. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS

Nov 23 — Dec 21

RESIGN yourself to the idea that life is due to be complicated. You will keep seeing situations that seem full of promise. Then you will discover some drawback or difficulty you had not anticipated. No sooner will you have applied your optimism to an effort to sort all that out than you find that some other situation is requiring you to fit a square peg into a round hole. Where someone else might grimace and give up, you will carry on. And, eventually, you will be well rewarded for your tenacity. Please keep reading. I’ve looked at your forecast for March, and I have great things to tell you. For inspiration, call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN

Dec 22 — Jan 20

HOW clever and well connected must our guardian angels be? In their effort to engineer uncanny coincidences on our behalf, do they weave a fascinating fabric that involves access to some cosmic computer? Do they upload information about the needs of the folk they are trying to assist while their counterparts do the same? Does some astral app then work out how everyone can gain benefit from each other’s most compatible requirements? A process like that seems to be working for you today. Seize your chance to understand what’s happening in your horoscope and discover how to assure success in March. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS

Jan 21 — Feb 19

WE LOOK, but we don’t see. We listen, but don’t hear. We eat, but we don’t taste. We touch, but we don’t feel. What is often amazing about life is the way we sometimes, somehow, turn the extraordinary into the ordinary. We fail to admire and appreciate. Instead, we criticise and complain. Yet if we put our worries aside and open our eyes to what is awesome, how can we doubt that the cosmos is a wonderful place in which we have a wonderful future? You will yet see proof of that. I’ve got lots to tell you about March — and you’re going to like it. Do yourself a favour. Call your NEW, inspiration-packed forecast on 0906 751 5611.

PISCES

Feb 20 — Mar 20

DILIGENT, dedicated, conscientious characters like you don’t take easily to the idea that problems can be ignored and responsibilities overlooked. That is laudable yet it is a reason why, sometimes, you end up experiencing more stress than you should. We all have to put down our burdens briefly, if only so we can rest and find the strength to pick them back up again. There is nothing selfish about allowing yourself a little breathing space. Indeed, it may be the only sensible thing to do. Please keep reading. Your in-depth, NEW March forecast could be one of the most rewarding phone calls you ever make. Dial 0906 751 5612.