JONATHAN CAINER

When the Sun, Moon and the earth make a rare, special alignment that allows us to see an eclipse, astrologers get excited. We expect people all over the world to start feeling as if they’ve gone about as far as they can in one direction. now, they somehow either have to start retracing their steps or re-inventing rules they once followed. Just prior to realising this is necessary, there may come a moment when it seems as if all is lost or an ending has arrived. But an eclipse is always about glorious, inspiring rebirth and renewal!

ARIES CLASSICAL astrologers,

Mar 21 — Apr 20 upon seeing that the coming eclipse takes place in the part of your solar chart called the 12th House, will wonder whether someone is about to send you a cake with a file baked inside it. Or perhaps the more modern equivalent of that, a drone that flies past the window of your cell and hovers just long enough to drop off a mobile phone. Classicists would be talking about imminent freedom, or at least a release from some onerous restriction. I agree with them. It is time to break out. This week’s potent solar eclipse can have a huge impact on you. Your latest forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5601. TAURUS WE LIKE to feel as

Apr 21 — May 21 if we have answers to at least some of life’s most pressing questions. Actually, we do! We know some things, not others. Often, when we sit down to consider how many things we don’t know, we reach a total that begins to feel more disconcerting, the more we contemplate it. To make ourselves more comfortable, we focus on the things we do know and avoid the questions we suspect will trip us up. Today, though, there is a question you should ask, even if you don’t know how to answer it. How will the stunning solar eclipse change your life? pick up the phone for your weekahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5602. GEMINI ARE you waiting

May 22 — June 22 for a penny to drop? What if there is no penny and nowhere for it to fall? Are you hoping for the lightbulb of understanding to illuminate in the back of your mind? Where is the socket? How will you fit in a bulb? What if you know as much as you can hope to know and that’s going to have to be enough? Then we shall have to rely on your innate wisdom, natural alacrity and inherent perspicacity. Deep within, where it counts, you’ve got a valid insight into a sensitive situation. Trust that today. Discover what this week’s solar eclipse means for you. Call your in-depth forecast for great news: 0906 751 5603. CANCER IN GREEK

June 23 — July 23 mythology, Atlas carried the weight of the world on his shoulders. He held up the Earth and the sky. I wonder what sign he was born under? You know, don’t you? You can usually recognise a fellow Cancerian. It all has something to do with a pronounced sense of responsibility born of an excess of care and concern. Do you take on too much? That’s not the question. Ask, who would do it if you didn’t? Although, as the eclipse draws near, perhaps that

first question is relevant, after all. I’ve got news you need to hear about this week’s powerful solar eclipse. For life-changing advice, call 0906 751 5604. LEO YOU don’t have to keep

July 24 — Aug 23 putting up with something unacceptable. If you can’t alter a situation you can at least alter an attitude so the situation no longer bothers you so much. Now, before you say, ‘what is the point in doing that, if it isn’t going to change anything else?’, let us be clear. It is going to change something else! That is the point. With a different attitude, you will think differently and this will help you come up with a more effective, constructive, plan. That’s the promise of the coming solar eclipse. This week’s potent solar eclipse can have a huge impact on you. Your latest forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5605. VIRGO AN ECLIPSE is an

Aug 24 — Sep 23 astrological opportunity. It is like the ‘Get out of jail free’ card in a game of Monopoly. It is, though, worth remembering that for such a card to have value and relevance, you must first find yourself in need of it! Eclipses have a way of drawing our attention to the very problem that we most need to solve, shortly before they show us that we have access to the solution! Right now, you may be seeing what’s wrong but soon you will see how to put it right. That’s got to be a good

thing! How will the stunning solar eclipse change your life? pick up the phone for your week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5606. LIBRA WE CAN worry about

Sep 24 — Oct 23 so much if we want to. Indeed, we can worry even if we don’t want to. We find it hard to keep worry at bay, especially when we so often, so easily, see issues that unnerve us. If you cast around now for causes of concern and contentious conversation pieces, you will reap a plentiful harvest. But if you just allow yourself to stay still and calm, trusting that the cosmos is by and large on your side and willing to keep you safe, you will yet see plenty to support this more comforting notion. Discover what this week’s solar eclipse means for you. Call your in-depth forecast for great news: 0906 751 5607. SCORPIO IMAGINE falling

Oct 24 — Nov 22 into a hole and finding long pieces of wood at the bottom, along with a hammer and nails. Rather than build a ladder with which to escape, we notice it is chilly and another idea comes. If we use a hammer to hit the nails against some underfoot flint, they may spark sufficiently to let us burn the wood and keep warm. The eclipse now draws your attention to several possible ways to alleviate an unsatisfactory situation. The long-term solution is preferable to the short-term plan. I’ve got news you need to hear about this week’s powerful solar eclipse. For life-changing advice, call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS SCHOOLS

Nov 23 — Dec 21 and universities teach us how to think, appraise, assess, plan and proceed. They fill our minds with ideas about how to criticise ourselves and others in an effort to ensure we uphold the highest standards. They educate our heads but how much help do they give to our hearts? Nobody, it seems, encourages us to trust our intuition, to develop our compassion, value empathy or go gently on ourselves or those around us. But if you seek success now, the way of the heart will take you there. This week’s potent solar eclipse can have a huge impact on you. Your latest forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5609. CAPRICORN HOW do we

Dec 22 — Jan 20 ever know what to say to someone? How can we be sure we are telling them the right thing? Should we be trying to work out what they most want to hear, then meeting that need as best we can? Might it do them much more good if we were to tell them the absolute opposite? But what good would that do us, especially if it only encouraged them to pay no attention to anything else we said? You aren’t sure now, whether to be diplomatic or direct. Somehow, you must try to be both at once. How will the stunning solar eclipse change your life? pick up the phone for your week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS ‘THE truth.’

Jan 21 — Feb 19 What nobler cause can any of us be in pursuit of? We all want to see the truth, hear it, tell it and have it told to us. Yet is it all quite so clear and simple to define and discern? Isn’t it relative, comparative, subjective and circumstantial? Don’t we do our intellect a great disservice when we uphold the pretence that some things are simple, basic, obvious and utterly one-dimensional? As a matter of integrity, you must now look at whether there is another side to a story, before you tell it. Discover what this week’s solar eclipse means for you. Call your in-depth forecast for great news: 0906 751 5611.

PISCES ‘ DREAMS are nothing

Feb 20 — Mar 20 more than wishes and a wish is just a dream you wish could come true…’ So goes The Puppy Song, by Harry Nilsson. It may be a catchy tune, but as a summary of a psychological principle, it is over-simplistic. Dreams may indeed, reflect wishes being harboured in our subconscious minds, but some of these are wishes we don’t want to fulfil under any circumstances! Today, you can choose one of several dreams to pursue. Follow the one that makes most sense in the real world. I’ve got news you need to hear about this week’s powerful solar eclipse. For life-changing advice, call 0906 751 5612.