JONATHAN CAINER

I recently shared a letter from a reader who said that while my forecasts were generally accurate, they tended to come a little too late. As I explained at the time, I’m familiar with this phenomenon. For others, I am too early! In response to the many who have since written in with similar observations on this issue, I have slightly adjusted my predictive technique. let me know if you see a difference over the next few weeks. though I fear that none of this will make much difference to the person who said I never make any sense!

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

CLASSICAL musicians follow notation. Jazz musicians keep it all in their heads. Who has a right to say whether one form of artistic expression is more valid? There are times when a spontaneous response is surely the only intelligent approach, whether or not a situation involves music! There are other times when we really need to know what’s happening. This weekend, there will be times when structure and freedom must be delicately intermingled. You’ll yet get it just right. I’ve got a very special message for you. For priceless news that will help you through the week call 0906 751 5601 or 87177 from a mobile phone.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

IN THE Fifties, so the comic books tell us, you couldn’t walk down a country lane at midnight without seeing strange lights in the sky and encountering a little green man clutching a raygun and burbling: ‘Take me to your leader!’ If there are aliens visiting Earth now, they may not want to be making demands like that after the next U.S. election! And who can blame them? But it is still fair to say that you, this weekend, are due to have an experience that proves ‘out of this world’ in the nicest possible sense.

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GEMINI May 22 — June 22

‘YOU say yes, I say no, you say stop and I say go, go, go...’ So goes the Beatles song Hello, Goodbye. Not that I’m suggesting someone is contradicting every claim you utter. When would life ever be like that for you? But just in case you find yourself wondering how seriously to take what looks like a reflex reaction this weekend, allow me to be helpful. The line that someone takes may be as illinformed as it is ill-advised, but you will yet find it works in your favour! Lift your spirits. Change your life! Your NEW in-depth, weekahead forecast has important news. Call 0906 751 5603 or 87177 from a mobile phone.

CANCER June 23 — July 23

IT’S all very well to dream about immortality, but what a different world it would be if that were a reality. There would be no respite from each other, or from ourselves! At least we know we won’t have to put up with life’s stresses and strains for ever. One day, we will leave all this behind. Much as that saddens us, in a way it feels like a blessing. If, this weekend, you seek the

best solution to a problem, recognise and respect a distinction between what’s temporary and

what’s permanent. I’ve got a very special message for you. For priceless news that will help you through the week call 0906 751 5604 or 87177 from a mobile phone.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23 WE CAN do so much more than we imagine. We can enjoy life so much more fully than we think. This is, in fact, what we were all put here on Earth to do. All this stress and struggle, conflict and confusion, that’s secondary. It is a distraction. We have an option to get into whatever makes us upset or angry, but we also have an option to celebrate what’s golden and good. Making the most of that this weekend is not escapism. It is just a sure-fire way to find the inspiration you need to fix whatever is wrong. Treat yourself to valuable insight and priceless information. Call your NEW week ahead forecast: 0906 751 5605 or 87177 from a mobile phone.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

WE DON’T like to incur criticism. We’d much rather feel that we have earned approval. Those two fundamental needs tend to ensure that we stay largely within the confines of the law. We wouldn’t really want to upset a figure of authority now, would we? Ah, but what if one of those stalwart representatives of an established institution was actually upholding a principle that had long since been discredited? Might a degree of defiance be appropriate then? Don’t be driven too far by fear this weekend. Lift your spirits. Change your life! Your NEW in-depth, weekahead forecast has important news. Call 0906 751 5606 or 87177 from a mobile phone.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

REMEMBER Laurel and Hardy? Whenever they got themselves into a sticky situation, Oliver would turn to Stan and say: ‘That’s another fine mess you’ve got me into...’ The joke is that it never was Stan’s fault, always Ollie’s! Such humour in the early days of cinema kept movie-goers amused. But it isn’t funny to feel you are being blamed for something you’ve had no part in. Don’t feel guilty or anxious about anything this weekend. Just look at a chance to make a smart move. I’ve got a very special message for you. For priceless news that will help you through the week call 0906 751 5607 or 87177 from a mobile phone.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

ARE yours the shoulders that others cry on? Or the ones that carry the load that is pressing too heavily on everyone else? You are relied on, believed in and depended upon, too. Might this be why you sometimes get a headache that turns into a backache? Are you taking on too much? Is there some way to reduce a burden without letting others down? It turns out that there is. As we approach simultaneous stations of Mars and Pluto this weekend, look after yourself as well as everyone else! Treat yourself to valuable insight and priceless information. Call your NEW week ahead forecast: 0906 751 5608 or 87177 from a mobile phone.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

WE ALL want to experience magic moments. We all inwardly understand that the way to do this is to allow ourselves to appreciate and revel in the magic of each moment. Yet that’s a tricky challenge to rise to when it seems we have too many problems. The more we focus on those, the less magical our moments seem. So, is the solution really as simple as reaching for inspiration and an enlightened perspective? Actually, yes! As you will see this weekend. Lift your spirits. Change your life! Your NEW in-depth, weekahead forecast has important news. Call 0906 751 5609 or 87177 from a mobile phone.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

LIKE Walter Mitty we live, to some extent, in an imaginary world. We fantasise, theorise and hypothesise. We conjecture and create. We put two and two together and make five. Wherever we lack verifiable proof, we substitute colourful projection. All well and good if we are amusing ourselves with inspiring whimsy, not so smart if we are telling ourselves tales of woe. Don’t embroider a story this weekend. But you are entitled to assume that no news is good news. I’ve got a very special message for you. For priceless news that will help you through the week call 0906 751 5610 or 87177 from a mobile phone.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

YOU have, I hope, a good opinion of yourself. If you don’t, you ought to have and you can consider this to be your official advice for the weekend. Seize your chance to strengthen your confidence. All else will follow on from that. And what if you are already highly self-assured? Even then, you should be aware that you are smarter than you think! A problem can now be solved more easily than you seem to realise. Summon your courage and cleverness. Treat yourself to valuable insight and priceless information. Call your NEW week ahead forecast: 0906 751 5611 or 87177 from a mobile phone.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

IF WE all just ignored the information we had at our disposal and paid no attention to our own ideas, wouldn’t we make some stupid moves? We might — or we might be guided so clearly by our intuition that we simply saved wasted time and wound up right where we might have arrived anyway, had we followed that more convoluted route. For you, this weekend’s most inspiring and exciting discovery will involve realising that your heart and your head are not as far apart as you had begun to fear. Lift your spirits. Change your life! Your NEW in-depth, week-ahead forecast has important news. Call 0906 751 5612 or 87177 from a mobile phone.