AND HOW LONG BEFORE THESE CELEBS SLASH THEIR PRICES, TOO?

PRICE: £11.95 million ON THE MARKET SINCE: February 2015 JAMIE OLIVER and his growing family — a fifth child is on the way — have bought a new house elsewhere in North London (they also have a manor house in Essex) for £8.95million. It will net the Naked Chef a tasty profit if it sells for the asking price — they paid £7.5million for it in the early 2000s, later knocking through two houses to make a ten-bedroom and three-kitchen super-home.

Perhaps reports of a burglary at the property last October have deterred potential buyers.

PRICE: £15 million ON THE MARKET SINCE: October 2015 PSYCHIC Uri Geller is moving to a seaside flat in Tel Aviv, Israel, and selling the ninebedroom home in Sonning, Berkshire, which he’s owned for 35 years and where he has entertained guests such as Michael Jackson. The property boasts talking lavatories (they ask your preference for ‘position and pressure’) and a throne made of bent spoons, as well as cinema, bar, gym, swimming pool, Jacuzzi and helipad. Better still, George and Amal Clooney live up the road.

PRICE: Offers in the region of £4 million ON THE MARKET SINCE: December 2015 THE estate agent wouldn’t confirm that this is the house of former England player Phil Neville, but a photograph in the brochure of framed football shirts adorning the walls, bearing the name P. Neville is a giveaway — not to mention an indoor football pitch and a snooker table with a number 18 designed to look his Everton football shirt.

There’s also an indoor pool, spa, sauna, gym, cinema and lift.