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What does it mean to be a modern astrologer? Crystal balls and dusty tomes are no longer on the syllabus, thank goodness! Once, we carried giant books filled with the positions of the planets, but now we’re just a mouse-click away from all the information we need, and more. Even though we must move with the times, underlying it all is a vast body of knowledge. It is paramount to maintain that connection with our ancient art.
ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20 IT’S OFTEN said we have most to gain when we have nothing to lose. But it’s also true that when we’re on the verge of losing, we fight for our lives! Some lucky souls never need to initiate conflict for reward. They can coast through the supermarket as items fall into their basket. Others have to fight to get to the front of the queue just to pay for the essentials. A life of hard wins makes even the most trusting heart suspicious. Someone wants to help pack your trolley today. Don’t assume they’re after your beans! To hear how your life could change for the better soon, call your latest week-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5601.
TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21 JONATHAN wrote: ‘Why wouldn’t your current situation lead you to the most desirable outcome? What forces would ever dare to interfere with your journey towards a muchdeserved and highly delightful destiny? Whose miserable, petty wrecking-agenda could ever derail your train to triumph? There is only one person with the power to create a problem of such magnitude. That’s the person who is reading this forecast right now! Don’t do that to yourself! Muster confidence and relax, today.’ Do yourself a favour and treat yourself. There’s exciting news in your latest, fourminute forecast. Call 0906 751 5602.
GEMINI May 22 — June 22 IT FEELS good to know we’ve got the universe on our side. Too often it can seem as if we’re walking through mud, swimming against the tide or crawling up a mountain. Though these are not necessarily signs that we are fighting the wrong battles, when the wind blows in our direction, it certainly makes navigating the deep a little bit less daunting. The world is trying to help you on your way today. It is offering an outstretched hand, but it may be difficult to spot. Find it and your footing will become surer. To hear how your life could change for the better soon, call your latest week-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5603.
CANCER June 23 — July 23 WE ALLhave a ‘best’ version of ourselves and a version that we know holds us back. These are the two extremes of our own inner pendulum. One end may swing faster and travel further, but it is inextricably linked to the other. But what sometimes feels limiting also provides the security we need to balance us. Without it, we become detached and surge
forward, which is OK — until we end up in a heap on the ground. It’s time to cut yourself some slack. You’re on the move and starting to swing
again. Do yourself a favour and treat yourself. There’s exciting news in your latest, four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5604. LEO MY two-year-old makes July 24 — Aug 23 up words. He proudly shouts his nonsense language then turns to ask: ‘What IS nellyfandankly?’ I have to explain that I have no idea and that he has made it up. Within minutes, he’s marching about declaring all sorts of items to be ‘nellyfandankly’. We all attach our own meaning to things, even if they don’t tie up with reality. That’s all well and good, so long as we learn and adapt our understanding. Something in your life has been mislabelled. You can shout out the right word now! To hear how your life could change for the better soon, call your latest week-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5605. VIRGO DO YOU remember Aug 24 — Sep 23 when long distance messages arrived in envelopes bearing the stamp of a faraway place? Though the hand-written letter is out of fashion, it remains an effective form of delivering a message, especially when it’s the content, rather than the speed of reply that matters. So much more can be communicated in the way you curve the ‘y’ in ‘thank you’, than can be conveyed in a typeface. Take the time to communicate today; your message will be well received and you’ll hear the reply you hope for. Do yourself a favour and treat yourself. There’s exciting news in your latest, fourminute forecast. Call 0906 751 5606.
LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23 AS MERCURY forms a link to Neptune, Jonathan’s interpretation seems relevant for you today: ‘Ancient textbooks claim horoscopes shed insight into the behaviour of our enemies. Modern students find this baffling. Who, in the 21st century, has enemies? We may have friends whose behaviour leaves something to be desired but, surely, the days of lifelong hatred are over? Even if they’re not, anyone claiming to be someone’s nemesis is really being their own worst enemy. Don’t look for problems that need not exist.’ To hear how your life could change for the better soon, call your latest week-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5607.
SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22 CLOSE the door, draw the curtains and switch off the TV. Shut down the computer, disable your phone, turn off the lights then hide under your duvet. Now that it’s dark, we can get to the heart of the matter. Except, it’s SO dark you probably can’t read this any more! When you hide away, you forgo what you need to help yourself. You need brightness in your life to be able to see that those tigers you worry about are made of paper. Poke your head out today and you’ll find the light you need. Do yourself a favour and treat yourself. There’s exciting news in your latest, fourminute forecast. Call 0906 751 5608.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21 ‘IF YOU have a headache, try hitting yourself on the knee with a hammer. That pain will be so intense, it will stop you noticing the previous discomfort.’ A sensible solution? Of course not. Jonathan was joking, but his subsequent advice holds good for you today: ‘Why apply such a questionable principle to any other area of your life where there is discomfort? Don’t swap one difficulty for another; find a way forward that makes sense at every level. Keep looking and you may succeed.’ To hear how your life could change for the better soon, call your latest weekahead forecast: 0906 751 5609.
CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20 IS something in your way? Do you feel as if you’ve reached an impasse because you’re dealing with an impossible task? Is the only way out of this through divine intervention? Well, I can’t promise miracles. But I can recommend a course of action. You have the ability to forge a path through the unknown. Put your impressive talents into action and take the road less travelled. The route may be unfamiliar, but you can circumnavigate any problems. They will be easier to sort out on your return. Do yourself a favour and treat yourself. There’s exciting news in your latest, four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5610.
AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19 CONFUSION abounds in the world of human affairs. We say one thing, but what’s heard can be something entirely different. Attempts to clarify matters only make things worse. Should you apologise for an unintended slight? Or is it better to stand up for yourself and point out that you have been unjustly accused? Stay calm, find your inner balance and try to see things from the other person’s point of view today. Empathy will act as a salve, bringing peace instead of conflict; harmony in place of strife. To hear how your life could change for the better soon, call your latest week-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5611.
PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20 JONATHAN had this to say about your current situation: ‘Some believe that after our time on Earth is over, we ascend to a heavenly viewing room where we can watch our lives played back on giant screens, pausing and rewinding at will, until we absorb the full meaning and context. If such a place were to exist and you were ever to enter it, what would you make of the adventures and challenges you are going through at the moment? You ought to be immensely proud of them. And one day, you will be.’ Do yourself a favour and treat yourself. There’s exciting news in your latest, fourminute forecast. Call 0906 751 5612.