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Today’s headline news is that Neptune is turning retrograde. But let’s not forget, in all the excitement, that Mercury has just entered Gemini. It’s important to acknowledge this movement, as it marks a ruling planet’s homecoming. Though the Mercurial characteristics of communication and critical thinking will be particularly strong for Geminis and Virgos, they will be highlighted for all of us over the coming days. as will Neptune’s movements which I’ll talk about tomorrow.

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