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SATURN has been slowing down for a while now. It is preparing to turn direct shortly, after a period of retrogradation that stretches back to March this year. For those of us who have felt our progress hindered and our patience tested, this should help to start things moving once again. Due to Saturn’s relationship with Venus, our hearts will feel lifted as the great taskmaster of the zodiac begins to turn. This is a weekend that could well and truly have been worth waiting for.

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20 MUST all revolutions be fought from the walls of a castle? Can’t some changes be made by adjusting our philosophies, rather than by storming the barricades? Is it possible to be Che Guevara from the chaise longue? You’ve been experiencing disruption recently. Yes, sometimes change is made for change’s sake and we just suffer the consequences. But this weekend brings a chance to understand the shifts. Harmonise your vision with the new tools you have, and start to understand this development. Do you need help? What’s the best way to protect yourself and ensure your success? Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21 THE simplified version of your forecast suggests that you enable your friends’ dreams by giving them your long-awaited inheritance! But, of course, that’s not what the cosmos really wants. There’s choice involved. We’re all free to do as we wish, as long as we’re aware of the results our actions might bring. This weekend, don’t focus on the literal meaning of any over-simplified advice coming your way. But being benevolent for the right reasons brings great reward and a welcome sense of abundance. There’s no need to worry. All you need is some guidance. Your four-minute forecast can help. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22 IMAGINE a car with only two gears: first and fourth. You can either hurtle or trundle. No middle ground. It’s not an easy way to get around. When offered these we’re tempted to forget about fourth for fear of speeding out of control. Jonathan’s words guide me to ask if you feel uncomfortable about the way the ‘engine’ of a relationship runs? Do drawbacks outweigh benefits? This weekend there’s a way to develop a deeper, more constructive understanding. Which is the best way forward? How can you prepare for and overcome the challenges? Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23 WHEN we get stuck, we get cross. When progress is halted we look for something, or someone to blame. ‘I told you not to take this route,’ we may say from the passenger seat. ‘This GPS is supposed to avoid traffic!’ we may exclaim incredulously at rush hour. These emotional reactions are mere vents for frustration, and make no impression on solving the difficulties of the situation. This weekend, change how you think about a problem. Then your contribution can be part of a solution. What does your heart really desire and how can you achieve what your really want? Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23 EVEN healthy eaters succumb, when very hungry, to the lure of junk food. With a strong appetite, even bland food can taste great. So great, indeed, that after we have eaten it, we are left with a distorted memory. We didn’t really like what we ate; we liked how it made us feel! But we want that same feeling so we repeat the steps we took to it. But this weekend, what you need is really not more of something old. As Saturn turns direct, you can start to move on to something new. What’s the most important thing on your to-do list? To find out, listen to your heart and your latest forecast. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23 WHAT has made you feel uneasy recently? We all recognise the funny feeling that comes when something isn’t right. Sometimes we know what lies at the root of it, but our circumstances are such that we’re unable to do anything about it. We have to soldier on. This time, though, it’s worth taking the time to get to the bottom of it. There’s a chance, this weekend, to make a simple adjustment. It will underpin your foundations and allow you to move forward with a sense of much-needed ease. What can you be sure of at this time of uncertainty? For advice on the best way to be positive. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23 FOR Librans, parity is critical. We like to feel our place in the universe is natural and fair, and that when we enjoy the fruits of our labour, we can justify any luxury... safe in the knowledge that all who have contributed to the success have also been rewarded. For a while, you have wanted to address an imbalance, but have lacked power to do so. This weekend, you can project authority. You’re strong enough to call for the redress, and want to ensure it happens. Your in-depth forecast will help you view the challenges ahead in a new light and help you overcome them. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22 THINK of tastes and flavours that you gradually learned to like. At some point, you stopped screwing up your nose in disgust, gave a dish a cautious nibble and said, ‘Actually, I like it’. Then it earned a real place in your heart. Acquired tastes are always more rewarding. This weekend Saturn turns direct just as it forms a T-square with Neptune opposing Venus. It suggests you’re about to develop an appreciation for a situation that has been challenging. It could change more than you think. How can you stay strong in all this uncertainty? Your latest forecast will give you the help you need. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21 IT FEELS like we’re wearing ill-fitting clothes sometimes . . . as if they are a size too small. We feel constrained, and that the activities we can take part in are limited. The last thing you need is something ripping as you reach for a high shelf at the supermarket! This weekend, you’re scheduled for cosmic cosmetic surgery. You’ve been on the waiting list for a while, now your patience is rewarded. A burden is being lifted. A renewed sense of purpose is heading your way. Will the dream you are chasing come true? Or do you need to reset your ideas? Call your in-depth forecast: 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20 SOME people don’t learn from their mistakes. Not you. You take pride in your ability to work out what’s gone wrong and how to ensure you never repeat the error. But it can sometimes take you a while before you can admit a mistake has been made! You won’t allow yourself to stop and learn from it, until you’re totally sure there’s something to learn. Yet as your ruler Saturn turns direct this weekend, it’s clear that your efforts to understand and overcome a problem can begin to bear fruit. You need wise counsel to guide you through the twists and turns ahead. For four-minutes of advice, call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19 IS IT naive to trust that generosity will be rewarded? Is it too much to expect that the contributions we make will be appreciated? You have put your heart into a matter that means much to you. It has taken effort, much of which has been unseen and unappreciated. This is not the time to give up. But you can afford to take your foot off the accelerator and have a rest this weekend. Your endeavours have not only been noticed, they have moved a difficult situation on to a better place. Your audio forecast is like downloading a new set of tools to guide you through the days to come. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20 I SUGGESTED yesterday that your luck was about to change. Usually if you want to get lucky, you have to gamble. The definition of the word ‘lucky’ is to triumph against long odds and, on the face of it, there are always plenty of those about! It doesn’t take long to find someone to tell you that you’re dreaming and that what you want to happen can’t possibly come to pass. Not all dreams are realistic. But this weekend, by the help of a kindly cosmos, you can start to shorten those odds. Your in-depth forecast will help you see the bigger picture and keep you moving in the right direction. Call 0906 751 5612.