SEAN’S RAP SHEET:

1. Spending parents’ money on expensive taxis and takeaways. 2. Lying around all day in a blanket. 3. Drinking mum’s wine and smoking her cigarettes with friends. 4. Losing phones, bank cards and keys. 5. Blowing pocket money on expensive clothes from Alexander McQueen and Yves Saint Laurent. 6. Failing to do your one job: putting the bins out. 7. Not cleaning out the bath. 8. Leaving clothes, dishes and glasses all over the floor.