BEN’S RAP SHEET:

1. Staying out all night without telling us. 2. Repeatedly missing the last bus home and needing a lift. 3. Turning your phone to airplane mode so we can’t call. 4. Not feeding the poor cat. 5. Forgetting to take the dog for a walk. 6. Staying up half the night and waking us at 3am. 7. Sleeping in four different beds, creating a mountain of laundry. 8. Not making it home in time for family suppers.