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Over the past weekend, there was a lot of Uranian energy about. The great change-maker first made a positive trine with Mars, and then moved exactly opposite venus in our skies. With venus and Mars governing a lot of the feelings that emerge in relationships, perhaps you are noticing a change in the dynamics between yourself and those closest to you? I would encourage you to greet any challenges with kindness. Open up your heart, ready for a big, positive surprise this week!

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20 ONE of my first culinary successes was a crumble made with a recipe from the back of a matchbox. It’s surprising what can be started with a simple flick of the tiniest stick. With the right kindling, the smallest spark can create a blaze. Sometimes, you don’t even need to strike a light to create something new from a little box of potential. You’ve been given the cosmic equivalent of matches. You don’t have to start a fire. But if you skilfully apply heat, you can bring warmth into an important relationship. We’re approaching the powerful equinox. Find out what it means for you. You can change your life! Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21—May 21 ASTROLOGERS never see the future in its entirety. We’re given glimpses. It’s the same for military strategists, meteorologists and economists. Our ability to ‘see what’s coming’ will invariably be limited, yet we must strive for as much insight as we can get. Your ruler Venus currently forms a tense angle with Neptune and a positive one with Mars. In your life now, there are some obvious mistakes that you can avoid making, just by applying a little thought. As for less-than-obvious mistakes? Maybe they’re not mistakes! We’re approaching the powerful equinox. Find out what it means for you. You can change your life! Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22—June 22 SOMEONE is firing you up. Like one of those ‘olde worlde’ engines from yesteryear, they’ve got out the crankshaft and they’re giving you a good turn. That innuendo was accidental, I assure you. But I’ve kept it for a reason. Whether or not it appeals to you, it has likely spiked your interest. You won’t be able to ignore the actions of a certain someone now, either. Feel the energy they’ve injected into your cylinders. You may need to roar back at them, but at least you’ll soon have the power to do so. We’re approaching the powerful equinox. Find out what it means for you. You can change your life! Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23—July 23 DICTIONARIES tell us the meaning of a word, but many people use certain words to convey the exact opposite of their intended meaning. And there are some words that can never be satisfactorily defined. Take, for example, ‘normal’. We all think we know what it means. We all think we know what everyone else thinks it means, too. But do we? At the essence of most

conflict is assumption. Shake it off! With Mercury soon stationing in trine to Pluto, in your opposite sign, a new — and much better — ‘normal’

is coming. We’re approaching the powerful equinox. Find out what it means for you. You can change your life! Call 0906 751 5604. LEO YOU’RE naturally creative July 24 — Aug 23 and bold. So you hardly need help from the universe to be even more intrepid. Yet that’s exactly what the cosmos is encouraging you to be! Should you go with the flow or quit while you’re ahead? I’m not here to tell you what to do. I’m not even here to tell you what will or won’t happen. I simply want to make you aware of your opportunities and the choices you face. Very soon, you’ll feel the need to justify your decisions and explain your rationale. But for the moment, just enjoy the ride. We’re approaching the powerful equinox. Find out what it means for you. You can change your life! Call 0906 751 5605. VIRGO THE Masochists’ Aug 24 — Sep 23 Society needs a new director. The job is difficult, stressful and underpaid. Applicants must be willing to be blamed for things that aren’t their fault and taken for granted when they accomplish anything worthwhile. Do you really need to lead the stampede of candidates? Aren’t you putting yourself through enough? As Mercury nears the end of its retrograde phase, you’re doing what you’re doing for good reason. But that doesn’t mean you need to take on any more problems. We’re approaching the powerful equinox. Find out what it means for you. You can change your life! Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24—Oct 23 DO YOU know the term ‘bilateral gynandromorph’? I’ve yet to hear it yelled on the street. But, sadly, if people knew what it meant, we’d probably hear it used as an insult. It refers to a mutation that results in each side of the body being a different gender. The effect in nature can be beautiful — butterflies with different patterns on each wing; chickens with contrasting plumage on their flanks. At times, it can feel as if we contain the interests of two disparate people. Yet you only have one heart. Listen to it. We’re approaching the powerful equinox. Find out what it means for you. You can change your life! Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24—Nov 22 FINANCIAL debt is nothing in comparison to emotional debt. When we feel beholden to someone, there’s no escape. We can’t even dream of a lottery win — no random stroke of luck is going to transform our fortunes in this arena — except, perhaps, for one. But imagine how bad we’d feel then? You may desire to break free of a situation that’s draining your resources, yet you feel a responsibility towards what you yearn to leave behind. As Venus sextiles Mars, you’ll soon realise the universal benefits of your actions. We’re approaching the powerful equinox. Find out what it means for you. You can change your life! Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS NOV 23—dec 21 YOU need hardly be encouraged to do things differently. You’re not one to follow the herd or even to stay in the same paddock for long. See a fence and you’re inclined to jump it. But there’s a difference

between individuality and contrariness... between following your own way and avoiding any path that might once have been trodden before. The world needs people like you. But remember that you need the world, too. Remind yourself of the value of like-minded people today. We’re approaching the powerful equinox. Find out what it means for you. You can change your life! Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22—Jan 20 RARELY do we plan our days around angelic intervention. We don’t say: ‘I shall do nothing unless the cosmos magically moves me elsewhere and gives me a task.’ We assume that no magic wands will be waved and that, if we want something to happen, we’ll have to make it happen ourselves. This is very wise and practical, but it can mean that we miss out on potentially wonderful coincidences, just because we’re not expecting them. As Venus sextiles Mars in your twelfth solar house, be on the lookout

today. We’re approaching the powerful equinox. Find out what it means for you. You can change your life! Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21—Feb 19 YOU know the value of change and, with your ability to shake things up, it’s likely you’ve been a busy bee recently. As bees go, you’re more likely to be the gravity-defying, furry sort than a mindless drone in a honeycomb. Yet perhaps the humble bumble sometimes looks at the honey bee and wonders if life could be sweeter in the hive? There’s nobility in individuality, but working in a team can boost creativity. Life is encouraging you to bond with the like-minded and the like-hearted. We’re approaching the powerful equinox. Find out what it means for you. You can change your life! Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20—Mar 20 NOBODY works against you or plots your downfall. No shadowy figure is looking for ways to spoil your week. So why are you inclined to worry? When things go annoyingly wrong, and we can’t understand why, we may imagine it’s down to the deliberate interference of an enemy, rather than bad luck. Yet that’s almost more worrying! Although Venus makes a tense angle with Neptune in your sign today, it forms a harmonious link with Mars, too. You’ll soon see that matters are not as problematic as you fear. We’re approaching the powerful equinox. Find out what it means for you. You can change your life! Call 0906 751 5612.