Straight to the POINT

ARE we to believe that ‘banned substances’ suddenly lose their performance-enhancing qualities when taken for medical reasons?

TED STICKLEY, Barnstaple, Devon. IF BAKE OFF needs some new double entendres when it moves to C4, perhaps Jamie Oliver could join and set the ball rolling by telling the new cooks his method for putting a bun in the oven . . . BILLY GATES, Rainham, Essex. WHY do we need France and China’s money? Cancel HS2 and we can afford to build three power stations.

JACK STYLES, Bradford. NOW David Cameron is stepping down as an MP, how long before he appears on Strictly?

JOHN ADAMS, Shaftesbury, Dorset. IS ‘OFFENDING public decency’ still an offence? Can Money Supermarket be charged for its distasteful, abhorrent advertisements beamed into our living rooms?

A. VICKERS, Seahouses, Northumberland. WITH Bake Off moving to C4, will it be long before we see a couple fornicating in cake form?

G. VARLEY, Edlesborough, Bucks. IF WOLF-WHISTLING becomes a ‘hate crime’, I fear for my neighbour’s mynah bird. He does it all day long. THOMAS O’TOOLE, Bebington, Wirral. DAVID MILIBAND proposes we take in four times as many refugees (Mail). Which well-heeled suburbs will they be going to, then? JOSEPH WALMSLEY, Bury. CONGRATULATIONS to the BBC for not paying an inflated fee for Bake Off. It will be interesting to see if the programme continues to flourish on C4. MARTIN KEMP, Woodley, Berks. OLD age begins when you lose your driving licence because of age.