Nursery rhymes for our times

Hey, kids! Want coloured pencils? They’ll be hard to find, I guess. The grown-ups buy them up because It helps to beat their stress. Val de ree, val de rah, Val de ree, val de rah ha ha ha ha ha Val de ree, val de rah, It helps to beat their stress!

A. Phillips, Sidcup, Kent.

.. . and Limerick

I’m changing my soapwatching habits, In Corrie they’re at it like rabbits. I can’t stand the pace Of this sexual race; Who’s mating with whom and cohabits.

J.W. White, Beeston, Notts.