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wee HuGHIe had passed away and his friends were making merry at his wake. As there was no table, the coffin was lying on the floor. the priest came in and told wee Hughie’s brother-in-law: ‘I’m not officiating at a funeral with the coffin on the floor. If you’ve no table, get some chairs.’ So the brother-in-law called out: ‘three chairs for wee Hughie.’ everyone shouted: ‘Hip, hip, hooray!’

John Williamson, Rosyth, Fife.