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On Wednesday, I chose not to write about Venus’s sextile to Pluto. Well, today, Pluto welcomes a link to the Sun, on the same day that Mercury changes signs. Is this too much information? Are the planet’s movements making your head spin? Don’t worry too much about the technical side of things. I mention them, like a mechanic at the garage, as justification for the service I provide. Rest assured that I’ve spotted the issue and I’ll advise you exactly how to adjust your engine in order to get the best out of it!

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

OTHER people may be awkward, as we said yesterday, but awkward can be useful. Today you’ll see the benefit of another point of view. Someone has ideas worth listening to and ways of thinking that could positively influence your strategies. There’s much to be gained from them. But you need to do your homework. So . . . here’s yours: revise the chapter called Trust In Yourself And Believe In Your Ability. You’ll find you have all the information for success. You just need to apply it. People say that their in-depth spoken forecasts are ‘spookily accurate’. You will too when you listen to yours. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

MOST children would prefer to eat only ice cream. If parents refuse to supply it, is this child cruelty? People who supply all we want or tell us what we’re desperate to hear, don’t necessarily have our best interests at heart. They may just want something. Likewise, we must think carefully before we say what makes us popular. As Mercury changes signs, be diplomatic now, but don’t compromise your integrity. An uncomfortable truth is better stomached than the sweetest falsehood this weekend. Your indepth spoken forecast doesn’t cost much and is worth every penny… it might just help you change your life. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

IT’S TIME to get creative. Your usual methods needn’t be thrown away, but new avenues are opening. Recalculate the route on your metaphorical sat-nav. In fact, consider a new mode of transport! There’s a way of viewing your situation you previously couldn’t see. What seemed impossible to understand will, with new information, seem blindingly obvious. If you need to access the drawing board, inject some fun. Treat yourself to the psychological equivalent of coloured pencils! People say their in-depth spoken forecasts are ‘spookily accurate’. You will too when you listen to yours. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23

IF YOU want to hunt tigers, don’t be surprised if you get jungle fever. Also expect the wrath of animal welfare campaigners. Mind you, adventurers are themselves becoming an endangered species. Health and safety rules threaten them with extinction. Currently, with the Sun square Pluto in your opposite sign, you intend to go further than many people think you

should. Do they have a point? Perhaps. But Mercury leaving the shadow suggests you’re

about to become a bit more sure-footed. Your in-depth spoken forecast doesn’t cost much and is worth every penny… it might just help you change your life. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23

YESTERDAY, we talked about the advantage of being more childlike. As I know well, that often means screaming when you don’t get your way, eating only beige food and refusing to wear clothes not emblazoned with superhero motifs. There are facets of childhood behaviour we rightly leave behind. But we should hold on to the urge to ask why. Curiosity is a blessing. The moment we lose the urge to discover more about our surroundings, we start to shrink. This weekend, a sense of wonder will be regenerating. People say their in-depth spoken forecasts are ‘spookily accurate’. You will too when you listen to yours. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

IMAGINE if when you looked in the mirror, you saw someone else looking back! Having just had another birthday, I’m feeling this happening. But what I mean is, suppose someone knocked out the glass and made a hole in the wall behind it. Then, they waited for you to check yourself so they could mimic you. You touch your head; they touch theirs. You pull a face; they pull one back. Don’t be fooled by mischief this weekend. As Mercury leaves the shadow, pause for reflection, but recognise and value what you see. Your indepth spoken forecast doesn’t cost much and is worth every penny… it might just help you change your life. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

YESTERDAY, we mentioned pre-digital photography. Today, I’d like to extol the virtues of a dark-room. These hidden spaces were necessary when taking the negatives from film-based cameras, and developing them into photographs. Sunlight could ruin the image; so the process was conducted with blacked-out windows, behind closed doors. You’re undergoing your own transformation in a private place. Yet there’s no need to feel ashamed of this process. You’ll emerge with something to show for it. People say that their in-depth spoken forecasts are ‘spookily accurate’. You will too when you listen to yours. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

ASTRA inclinant, non necessitant. This translates, roughly, as: the stars may give us an encouraging nudge but they don’t marshal our destiny at gun-point. We have free will. But there are times when that will seems a little freer than others. With the Sun in a tense square to your modern ruler Pluto, and the Jupiter-Mars link still strong, it’s difficult to know how much choice you have this weekend. Does something seem pre-determined? Perhaps you want it so. If you don’t, just be determined not to let it happen. Your in-depth spoken forecast doesn’t cost much and is worth every penny… it might help you change your life. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

‘STRENGTH does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.’ said Mr Gandhi. His calm determination is an energy that Sagittarians can benefit from. You’re determined to see a material change in the world. Not just because you want it, but because it’s the right thing to happen. Try not to become fanatical in how you cast the ‘Us vs Them’ narrative. After all: ‘Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.’ People say their in-depth spoken forecasts are ‘spookily accurate’. You will too when you listen to yours. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

‘TRUST in Allah, but tie up your camel.’ This Arabic phrase is good advice — a similar sentiment to, ‘heaven helps those who help themselves.’ You don’t feel inclined to rely on divine intervention. Even if you suspect the cosmos has given you a helping hand, if you simply sit back awaiting further assistance, you may be pushing your luck. But don’t be too cautious. As the Sun links to Pluto, in your sign, there’s a well within you from which you can draw great power. Know your own, deep strength. Your indepth spoken forecast doesn’t cost much and is worth every penny… it might help you change your life. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

THE meaning of life is a tough nut to crack in 100 words on a Friday. Perhaps I should write down the formula for nuclear fusion or give you the cure for malaria I’ve been tackling. Both topics will, no doubt, produce more tangible progress in our lifetimes! The meaning of life may never be universally agreed. But we can all find meaning in some of our actions, if we take them for the right reasons. Life calls for you to be philosophical in the face of challenge. What you learn will be worthwhile. People say their in-depth spoken forecasts are ‘spookily accurate’. You will too when you listen to yours. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

IF YOU feel you don’t want to do something, there’s probably a good reason. Your instincts are sharp. You can usually sense when there’s no point in carrying out a task. But we all come up against situations that trigger unfortunate associations. Memories colour our judgment and deter us from decisions it might be wiser to implement. With Mercury’s influence, as well as that of the Sun-Pluto link that forms today, look again at what you feel inclined to turn away from. There’s hope yet. Your in-depth spoken forecast doesn’t cost much and is worth every penny… it might just help you change your life. Call 0906 751 5612.