Straight to the POINT

OF COURSE, Unilever had planned to reduce its prices when sterling rises again . . . DEREK GOLDSMITH, Grange-over-Sands, Cumbria. IF THE Spice Girls are planning a reunion concert, will they consider a name change to Old Spice?

ROD CRISP, Hunstanton, Cambs. WE HAD to fly home from holiday in Spain two days early due to a family illness. Ryanair changed our flights — at a cost of £450. The cost of the original flights was £145 return for both of us.

DAVID BESTER, Rotherham, S. Yorks. GWYNETH PALTROW can come and brighten up my local Sainsbury’s any time she likes.

R. BENNETT, Cheltenham, Glos. I WAS shocked when migrants were found in a freezer lorry coming over from France full of Aunt Bessie’s roast potatoes. I always thought she made them in her kitchen in Yorkshire.

M. GOODWIN, Bollington, Cheshire. NOW we know why the Samsung Galaxy Note 7 is waterproof — to protect it when it’s thrown in a bucket of water after it catches fire.

DAVID KAYE, Haywards Heath, W. Sussex. I SEE that clown Ed Miliband has jumped out of obscurity, trying to scare people over Brexit. He must feel neglected and ignored — so there’s no change there then. R. BUTCHER, Coventry. WHEN the police are checking the proximity of cars to bicycles, will the same rules apply when cyclists are riding on the pavement and going through red lights? JAMES FEGAN, London E11. I WAS accosted by a scary clown. Fortunately, he was easy to apprehend. When he tried to drive off, the wheels on his car fell off, the boot and bonnet flew up, and smoke spurted out of the engine. BILL NAYLOR, Wilsford, Lincs.