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PAY-PER-VIEW MOVIE The Angry Birds Movie, BT TV/Sky Store/Virgin Movies
THE popular smartphone game inexplicably gets a big-screen transfer, boasting the obligatory starry cast — including Jason Sudeikis and Sean Penn — but not much of a plot to write home about.
FOOTBALL Bayer Leverkusen v Tottenham Hotspur, 7pm, BT Sport 2
SOUTH KOREAN striker Son Heung-min was the hero for Spurs away in Moscow. That 1-0 victory means that they travel to Germany with more confidence, after a sloppy opening loss to Monaco.
Leicester City v FC Copenhagen, 7pm, BT Sport 3
THEY are not flying in the Premier League, but the Foxes go into this game after two wins out of two (against FC Porto and Club Brugge), a first for a club making their debut in the Champions League.
AUCTION CONTEST Celebrity Storage Hunters, 8pm, Dave
TIM VINE, Christopher Biggins (pictured) and Nancy Dell’Olio are among the bidders as the celebrity version returns for a full series. The most animated participants by far are Geordie Shore’s Charlotte Crosby and Holly Hagan, who take no prisoners during the auctions.
GOOD WOOD Oak Tree: Nature’s Greatest Survivor, 9pm, BBC4
AS GENTLE as a springtime walk through the bluebells, this film reveals the mysteries of the oak. Some wasps use the tree to grow larvae nurseries for their young, and some of these nurseries can be crushed to make indelible ink — the same ink that was used to write the Magna Carta.
SCI-FI THRILLER Westworld, 9pm, Sky Atlantic
PART three slows the pace and plays with the idea of forgetting. Is it better to put grief behind you or live in its effects? The robots and the humans both grapple with that, and the line between them looks thinner than ever — which means it’s much harder to know who our heroes are.
INTERESTING ITEMS Treasures Of The British Library, 9pm, Sky Arts
PROFESSOR Robert Winston is the first celebrity to pick favourite items from the vaults — before leaving something of their own behind — for this overly indulgent but interesting new series. Episode one features a notebook that was handwritten by Beethoven.
FREEVIEW FILM 47 Ronin, 9pm, Film4
THIS souped-up historical samurai saga is injected with lashings of supernatural fantasy, magic and dragons. Keanu Reeves (pictured) stars as the outcast facing his true destiny.
MODERN WORLD HyperNormalisation, BBC iPlayer
ADAM CURTIS’S mind-boggling documentary explores why we live in a time of such apparent chaos — bomb attacks, Donald Trump, the migrant crisis — and why those seemingly in power have no control.
BITTER BREAK-UP Divorce, 10.10pm, Sky Atlantic
EPISODE two of Sharon Horgan’s dark comedy picks up right after the first, with Frances (Sarah Jessica Parker, pictured) trying to claw her way back into her husband’s good graces. The way both pretend everything is fine in front of the children, and fight each other for the moral high ground, is excruciating.