YORKIES SIMON COWELL WANTS TO CLONE

Squiddly and diddly Cowell, three-year-old brother and sister yorkshire terriers, were once seen as long-term bachelor Simon Cowell’s substitute children.

So when the X Factor host did have a son, he ensured they didn’t feel neglected by arranging for them to spend two days being groomed, manicured and massaged in a New york pampering salon.They often fly with him on private jets and have their own quarters on the luxury yacht he charters twice a year.

Simon feeds Squiddly and diddly (pictured) organic dog food twice a day, lets them sleep in his bed and has even talked to a biotech firm in South Korea about cloning them.

ANNUAL COST: £50,000