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This last weekend, fireworks were lit and fires burned, as bonfire night was celebrated across the UK. This is the annual commemoration of Guy Fawkes and his foiled attempt to blow up the houses of Parliament in 1605. it’s often joked that he was the last man to enter the building with honest intentions. While Mr Fawkes’ plans were unsuccessful, with Venus making a harmonious trine to Uranus recently, your own emotional revolution should be better appreciated

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

IT IS NEVER wise to do a supermarket shop when you’re hungry. You can be tempted to buy much more than you need. Likewise, it’s not a good idea to make big decisions late at night when you’re tired — and emotionally loaded topics shouldn’t be raised when you’re feeling sensitive. Right now, you’re conscious of a real need. There’s a genuine issue to be addressed. But better to let it remain annoyingly unresolved than to hasten to a conclusion you may regret when things calm down a little. Even if you’re feeling overwhelmed and not sure how to cope, there’s a way forward. Your forecast will help you find it. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

WE ALL like to be thought of as efficient, intelligent and constructive, helpful in times of trouble and valuable to those who seek advice and support. None of us set out to be obstructive, awkward or uncooperative. But then, some people are easier to help than others. Some folk inspire us to offer assistance where others put our backs up. Without realising it, we are nicer to some people than we are to others. Where, in your world now, might there be some friction that really deserves to be healed? Feeling stressed and overloaded? Just four minutes of your time will help you find a better way of coping. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

WE ALL like to feel that we fit in. Even nonconformists harbour a secret desire to attain the recognition and respect of their fellow eccentrics and individualists. Sometimes, though, we simply have to do what we feel is right, regardless of how much approval or otherwise it will incur. Right now, you’re on a mission. You will get success relatively rapidly, but it might be a while before anyone applauds your efforts. Stick to your target this week, and resist any outside pressure to change your plans. When it all feels ‘too much’ and you’re not getting the support you need, pick up the phone for your forecast. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23

IF A STAGE magician wants to pull a rabbit out of a hat, he (or she) must first get a hat...and a rabbit! The art of creating the illusion may be hard to master (or mistress) but it’s still secondary to the acquisition of those two key components. With that in mind, let’s look at your ability to produce an impressive result out of thin air. The real question is not, ‘do you know how to do something?’, it’s ‘do you have access to the basic resources required if you were to attempt such a feat?’ The answer is, yes! Do yourself a favour and treat yourself. There’s exciting news in your latest, four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23

YOU may be keenly conscious of your commitments but in one area of life you’ve been doing a lot of guesswork and then hoping that, somehow, your luck will plug any gaps. You’ve also had a strong tendency, lately, to say ‘yes’ to too many offers, and have spread your resources too thinly. The questions that life now urges you to ask yourself is, ‘What do I really want?’ and, ‘How can I more realistically make this happen?’ The answers, today, may require you to make many adjustments. But you won’t regret these. Lift your spirits. Change your life! Your latest four-minute, week-ahead forecast has important news. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

SOME people say, ‘Absence makes the heart grow fonder.’ Others say, ‘Out of sight is out of mind.’ Some people use both expressions, but few try to apply them at the same time, on the same subject. It has to be one or the other, doesn’t it? Today, you encounter one of those rare situations when both statements apply equally. There’s something that you have all but forgotten. As you rediscover it, you’ll reawaken fond memories. That’s all fine — but don’t overlook why you were once so keen to forget all about it! If you’re unsure about the direction you’re heading, and what to do for the best, there’s valuable advice when you call: 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

HOLD your head high. Walk tall. Don’t be proud, but take pride in yourself. Although some recent experiences have been humbling, you’ve handled them exceptionally well. You’ve been learning essential lessons and rising to intense challenges. This week will be a little easier than last week. You’re inevitably edging towards a more productive and rewarding phase. To make the most of it, you just need to act with confidence. That means that you have to find a way to stop doubting yourself. Even if you’re feeling overwhelmed and not sure how to cope, there’s a way forward. Your forecast will help you find it. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

THE world is full of people who are wrong. Everywhere, you can see folk paying the price for having made one dubious decision, while following it up with another. Perhaps we’re wrong to think this. Maybe they’re doing just the right thing, in just the right way. And the wrong thing we all do is to point and say, ‘They’re doing it wrong!’ With your ruler making a positive link to the Sun, don’t waste a potentially wonderful day wishing that something were different. Look at what is good about it, just the way it is. Feeling stressed and overloaded? Just four minutes of your time will help you find a better way of coping. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

SOME people are pedantic. They give far too much time and attention to matters many of us might consider irrelevant. Usually, you’re good at distinguishing between a genuine priority and a trivial distraction. Yet, for some reason, you feel determined to uphold a particular standard, even if it delays an important project. Is it due to losing a sense of perspective? Probably not! It may be because an issue involving a detail actually counts for far more than anyone yet can see. When it all feels ‘too much’ and you’re not getting the support you need, pick up the phone for your forecast. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

THEY say, ‘Whatever doesn’t destroy us, makes us stronger.’ Ha! Of course, that’s just the kind of thing ‘they’ would say. It’s easy for them to say. When you’re actually in a situation that looks as if it might have the potential to destroy you, it’s not quite so easy to be so calm and philosophical. Though recent events have taken a lot out of you, they haven’t destroyed you, and nor are they going to. So they must have been making you stronger! This week, you’ll start to see the true value of that strength. Do yourself a favour and treat yourself. There’s exciting news in your latest, four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

PROBLEMS keep us on our toes — unless, of course, the problems happen to be with our feet. We all like to think that we really understand what’s going on. Yet, we are always surrounded by mysteries. So, if we actually know very little, how can we possibly be sure what our problems are for? And how dare we assume, just because we always seem to have them, that difficulties are inescapable? This week, for you, is really not going to be about problem solving, it is going to be about problem removing! Lift your spirits. Change your life! Your latest four-minute, week-ahead forecast has important news. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

TODAY’S forecast could be tricky. I need to say something you probably won’t like. I shall have to hope that you trust me enough to listen. Er, okay. Try to remember please, the times in your life when you have said, ‘Right. That’s it. I’m never doing this ever again.’ Or, ‘Whatever happens, I won’t let a situation like this arise once more.’ Most of those promises to yourself deserve to (and can) be kept. But one needs to be revisited. There. I said you weren’t going to like it. But it’s for a very good reason. If you’re unsure about the direction you’re heading, and what to do for the best, there’s valuable advice when you call: 0906 751 5612.