Straight to the POINT

WITH all this gender dysphoria, I thought my mate John and I were the last two people left who knew what sex we were. But he’s thinking of going transgender as it’s the only way to get a doctor’s appointment. RAY LYMAN, St Neots, Cambs.

FIRST the Scottish Government came up with minimum pricing for alcohol. Now we are told that supermarkets may not be allowed to sell drink until 5pm (Mail). What next? Prohibition? A. GRANT, Glasgow.

IF IT’S the right of every human to be referred to by their correct gender (Letters), how does this affect the people on Escape To The Country who, whether male or female, are regularly referred to by Jules Hudson as ‘chaps’?

BARBARA THOMAS, Billingshurst, W. Sussex.

TRUCK drivers aren’t the largest section of the population using mobile phones while driving (Mail). In my experience it’s women aged 18 to 40, often with children in the car. Name and address supplied.

WHY weren’t we warned that a Brexit vote would trigger a Marmite crisis? BILLY GATES, Rainham, Essex.

GARY LINEKER seems to have a point of view on everything. Perhaps he should give up being a football pundit and become an MP. P. BARNETT, Morden, Surrey.

IF THE U.S. election result is a dead heat, will they call it Trumpton? JANET ENTWISTLE, Chelmsford, Essex.

THERE’S no such thing as coincidence (Mail) — that’s funny, I was just thinking the same. ALAN JACOBS, Biddenham, Beds.

PROCEEDS from Michael Heseltine’s book should go to the German Shepherd Dog Rescue Society in memory of Kim, the dog he allegedly strangled. Mrs PATRICIA SUMMERS, Littleover, Derbys.