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Today, Venus makes a sextile with Pluto. It’s quite a combination: Venus the planet of love, pleasure and charm; Pluto, of power, control and secrecy. If today were a novel, it could have been written by E. L. James. Not that I’m suggesting your life will
ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20
YOU mean the world to someone. Don’t underestimate the importance of this key relationship. Don’t assume you’re on your own — or that nobody cares. Right now, though, you’re struggling with a tricky task, a difficult dilemma. A little assistance would go a long way. A little understanding might make all the difference in the world. Don’t expect a little; expect a lot. Love, support and cooperation are exactly what you need, they’re no less than you deserve and they are on offer to you this weekend. NEW! Your financial predictions for 2017. For some surprisingly encouraging news, call 0906 751 5601.
TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21
DWELL on the downside if you want to. You’re entitled to make that choice. But you will be doing yourself a disservice. You will be looking at the situation from a perverse perspective. For some people, there’s always a reason to doubt everything — and everyone. Nothing is so pure it doesn’t have a side-effect. Nothing is so straightforward it doesn’t have complications. But try to remember that the darkest shadows are caused by the brightest lights. And be glad of what’s shining in your heart this weekend. NEW! Don’t miss your 2017 Full Year Ahead Money forecast. There’s better news than you think. Call 0906 751 5602.
GEMINI May 22 — June 22
BE GLAD if you have a problem. That means you can put your problem-solving skills to work. Be grateful if there’s tension. Without that, how could you exercise your ability to pour oil on troubled waters? Just as darkness is only the absence of light, so trouble is only the absence of hope. You’re about to get what you need to fill a gap, satisfy a requirement and transform a seemingly undesirable situation. This weekend, not only are you about to feel more inspired, you’ll feel more supported, too. NEW! Your financial predictions for 2017. For some surprisingly encouraging news, call 0906 751 5603.
CANCER June 23 — July 23
HOW did your football team fare in their last game? What will happen if they lose? Sports fans are thrilled when their team’s winning — and devastated when they’re falling behind. Yet, those who cheer for a different team, or who have no interest in the game, could hardly care less. With that in mind, let’s ask how much a situation really matters this weekend? It matters as much as you choose. And over that, you do have a choice. NEW! Don’t miss your 2017 Full Year Ahead Money forecast. There’s better news than you think. Call 0906 751 5604.
LEO July 24 — Aug 23
THEY say: ‘In giving, we receive.’ That’s very true. There are rare pleasures that can be experienced only through acts of generosity. Those feelings, sensations and moods can’t be reached any other way. That’s why ‘kindness’ works as a concept. It just isn’t quite as selfless as it seems! But that’s only the case if you want to give. If you don’t, if you’re merely acting out of obligation; there’s little joy to be had. So, whatever you do this weekend, you need to do it from the very bottom of your heart. NEW! Your financial predictions for 2017. For some surprisingly encouraging news, call 0906 751 5605.
VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23
IN POLITE society we use euphemisms. We don’t speak bluntly and directly. We allude and we imply. In this way, we dance delicately around the edges of sensitive issues. Then we wonder why none of us fully understands each other. There are times when it’s entirely appropriate to restrain ourselves to hints and suggestions, but there are also times for straight talking. If you want the improvements that you deserve in your emotional life, it’s time to say what needs to be said and to hear what needs to be heard. NEW! Don’t miss your 2017 Full Year Ahead Money forecast. There’s better news than you think. Call 0906 751 5606.
LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23
GOLDILOCKS ate the porridge, broke the chair, slept in the bed and was then woken by three very bemused-looking bears. So she ran away. But the bears weren’t actually angry. Indeed, Baby Bear was most upset because he thought that he’d found a new playmate! The old children’s story is all about mishaps and misunderstandings. And its timeless popularity reflects the way in which we all tend to worry more than we need to when things appear to go wrong. But your tale, this weekend, can have a happy ending. NEW! Your financial predictions for 2017. For some surprisingly encouraging news, call 0906 751 5607.
SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22
THERE are some things you’re not very good at. There are skills you have yet to master. Techniques you still struggle to learn. You’ll eventually overcome many of these difficulties with practice. Others, you may never fully conquer. But there’s one thing you can always do brilliantly. You’re truly magnificent at the art of ‘being yourself’. Nobody else in this whole wide world can match you in that regard. It just so happens, during this surprisingly helpful weekend, that this is the only thing you need do . . . or be. NEW! Don’t miss your 2017 Full Year Ahead Money forecast. There’s better news than you think. Call 0906 751 5608.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21
THE biggest and most important question this weekend is: what matters? Different people have different opinions. It’s arrogant to assume if something matters to you, it must matter to someone else, too. Yet, if something doesn’t matter to you, it’s hard to make it a priority even if another person would like you to. You have to decide that it does matter to you — because the person that it matters to matters to you. NEW! Your financial predictions for 2017. For some surprisingly encouraging news, call 0906 751 5609.
CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20
‘ANGER is the enemy of non-violence and pride is a monster that swallows it up.’ So said Gandhi who remains a shining example of how to campaign for a righteous cause in a righteous way. He didn’t stoop to the level of his opponents. He fought injustice, but also fought his own baser instincts. I’m not suggesting you’ll be tempted to resort to violence, but pride and anger may cloud your judgment to some extent. Replace them with tolerance and trust as you reach for what’s right this weekend. NEW! Don’t miss your 2017 Full Year Ahead Money forecast. There’s better news than you think. Call 0906 751 5610.
AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19
IS LUCK on your side this weekend? We have to be careful how we answer that question. Luck is a funny thing. In essence it’s omnipresent. But if it’s truly everywhere at once, how can it move from one side of us to the other? Or from one person to another? Luck doesn’t take sides, nor make judgments. We take the sides; we make the judgments. And sometimes we make negative judgments about the extent of our own good fortune. Just be positive now. NEW! Your financial predictions for 2017. For some surprisingly encouraging news, call 0906 751 5611.
PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20
BEFORE the weekend gets under way, we need to have a little discussion about how important you are. We need to talk about the extent to which you’re special and the degree to which you deserve exceptional treatment from the forces that govern the workings of this world. It turns out you are the top banana, star of the hottest show in town. Who says so? Well, you have your admirers, both here on Earth and perhaps, too, in the more far-flung reaches of the cosmos. You’ll see what I mean soon enough! NEW! Don’t miss your 2017 Full Year Ahead Money forecast. There’s better news than you think. Call 0906 751 5612.