CLERIHEWS FOR THE DONALD’S ADMINISTRATION

MIKE PENCE

Wouldn’t sit on the fence. ‘All in all, I’d rather sit on The Wall.’

THERESA MAY

Regrets the day, She took a stand, And held Donald’s hand.

KELLYANNE CONWAY

Sits the wrong way, With her feet on the sofa, Looking just like a loafer.

SEAN SPICER

Couldn’t be nicer; But whatever you do, Don’t say: ‘Is that true?’

MIKE FLYNN

Was in — Then out: For three weeks he had clout.

STEVE BANNON

Is a loose cannon; Yet hour by hour, He accrues extra power.

BARRON TRUMP

Is inclined to slump; While others fawn, He stifles a yawn.

RYAN ZINKE

Is tickled pink; he Considers it a thrill, To drill, drill, drill.

REINCE PRIEBUS

Says: ‘Finders keepers! Hey, you gotta laugh, I’m Chief of Staff!’

JAMES ‘MAD DOG’ MATTIS

Is poor to satis — We’ll find out more, When he goes to war.

STEVE MNUCHIN

Doesn’t do spin; ‘Let’s just say it’s healthier, To make the wealthy wealthier.’

IVANKA

Might’ve married a banker, But Daddy was pushin’ her, To wed Jared Kushner.

JEFF SESSIONS

Admits no transgressions, Though he becomes a blusher, If you mention Russia.

SEAN HANNITY

Has no vanity: ‘Mr President, do you suppose, I might kiss your toes?’