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ARIES Mar21—Apr20 GOOD things don’t happen only to good people and bad things only to bad ones. The whole notion of good and bad is woefully oversimplified in most people’s minds. People aren’t ‘all bad’ any more than they’re ‘all good’. Rarely are most situations straightforward. Developments that cause problems might ultimately be of great benefit. And apparent windfalls can turn out to bring nothing but trouble. But as the New Moon arrives, something in your life will be good all the way through. Change your future! Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr21—May21 ‘OUT with the old and in with new’! The planets suggest there are reasons for you to try to reinvent yourself and take a fresh approach. Be it the way you dress or how you see your role in life, your imagination is being energised to see something with a new perspective. But don’t overlook the pleasures you take comfort in. Remember how wonderful what you already have can be — when viewed with a new attitude. If it’s rejuvenation you seek, it could even be ‘out with the old and in with the old again’! Big changes are due between now and the next Full Moon. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May22—June22 THE world’s full of codgers and bodgers, people who just about know how to make things work or fix them when they’re broken. Their techniques might not be immaculate, but if they do the job, and generally get their result, why should we worry? Given a reasonable track record, we treat them as experts. We think they must know what they’re doing, but they soon begin to think the same of themselves! Don’t be overconfident under the light of the New Moon today . . . but do be confident. Change your future! Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June23—July23 INDUSTRIALIST Henry Ford said: ‘Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success.’ It’s oddly the middle part that often trips people up. As a result, they never get to appreciate the benefits of working together. To care, nurture and protect are attributes associated with your sign. So maintaining unity and realising potential are in your nature. When new beginnings unfold this week, bonding with your team will move you

all together on a path to success. Big changes are due between now and the next Full Moon. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July24—Aug23 THERE’S always a sporting event around the corner. Across the world, athletes are training and dreaming of medals, knowing the difference between glory and failure might be a millimetre or a microsecond. We forget about those who come fourth or fifth, even when their performance is all but indiscernible from that of the winner. Why do we allow such trivial distinctions to matter so much? Under the New Moon, one big question to ask is whether you seek a personal victory or a public one. Change your future! Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug24—Sep23 WITH so many contradictory thoughts and ideas around, no wonder we struggle to know whom or what to trust. Is that food bad for me? It was last week’s latest diet! Didn’t that politician give a rousing speech about equality? Now it seems they’ve used their status to advance their interests. Recently, it’s as though your judgment has been undermined by contrasting reports. You don’t need to compromise your values to flatter anyone. Clear definitions may be hard to come by, but a clear heart has lots to offer. Big changes are due between now and the next Full Moon. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5606. LIBRA Sep24—Oct23 LIBRANS are often blessed with impressive powers of persuasion. Ice to Inuits, pretzels to New Yorkers, even sushi to the residents of Tokyo! No matter how well met a need might be, you can find a niche within it — if you try. This same ability instinctively to empathise engenders a natural respect in you for others who are similarly insistent and persistent. With the New Moon, someone is trying to talk you into something. Unless you talk yourself out of it, they’ll succeed. But that’s no bad thing. Change your future! Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct24—Nov22 SOMETIMES it’s time to set the record straight and lay everything on the table. Yet defining an intimate relationship isn’t easy. Sometimes we’re just too close to see what’s going on. This New Moon increases your awareness that you can use to negotiate a better deal for you and those you love. The challenge, if someone isn’t sympathetic to your plan, provides an opportunity to build on what you feel is right. And what once looked like a shadowy path towards success will

reveal itself with crystal clarity. Big changes are due between now and the next Full Moon. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov23—Dec21 IS THERE anything you’re not paying attention to? It’s hard to become aware of things we don’t normally notice. Snorers, for example, don’t know that they’re snoring ; people on trains speak so loudly into their phones that the rest of the carriage can hear them. I’m not accusing you of that, but might there be other areas of your life in which a habit has become automatic? With the arrival of the New Moon, you might yet profit greatly

from a little conscious intervention. Change your future! Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec22—Jan20 SIGMUND FREUD said: ‘Unexpressed emotions will never die. They’re buried alive and will come forth later in uglier ways.’ Psychiatrists always urge their patients to express their emotions. Of course, in order for us to share our vulnerability, we need to feel confident about our support systems. The universe now has your back. It’s encouraging you on to its cosmic couch so that you can act from your heart. Take up its invitation and the emotions you feel will prove that beauty is more than skin deep. Big changes are due between now and the next Full Moon. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan21—Feb19 WHICH came first, the chicken or the egg? I’ll let you think about that while I write another forecast. OK, I’m back. Now another question. Was the first human being an adult or a child? Adam and Eve must surely have arrived on the planet fully grown. For if they were children in the Garden of Eden, who’d have looked after them? The New Moon urges you not to waste time wondering how something got started in the first place. Instead focus on where you want it to end up. Change your future! Call now for your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb20—Mar20 TODAY I thought I’d write your forecast in Cyrillic. What, you know Cyrillic? Well, what about if I use hieroglyphics? No, don’t tell me, you’ve just completed a course on that very subject. I might be exaggerating, but life now brings you an opportunity to see how to communicate something important. You’ll be able to find a way to connect that’s long been elusive. This is a chance to give people a real glimpse into how your mind works. Just make sure you know what to say, now that you know how to say it! Big changes are due between now and the next Full Moon. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5612.